#being-enfp

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Me the ENFP: whats your mbti

Them: oh it’s [insert random mbti].

Me the ENFP: no it’s not

Them: wha-

Me the ENFP: im an expert I know yOU I KNOW EVERYTHGIN ABOUT YOU

Me the ENFP: ok brain be normal


Brain: ok


Brain: “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”

Me the ENFP: ok brain be normal


Brain: ok


Brain: “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”

ENFPs are just philosophers or teletubbies.. occasionally both at the same time.

ENFPs are just philosophers or teletubbies.. occasionally both at the same time.

Me, the ENFP: *is very heckin angry, wants to show wrath, bathe in the blood of my enemies*

Me, the ENFP: *still angry…. accidentally giggles*

Me, an ENFP: *has a mental map of all ideas that correlate to one another. Mind wanders. Finds something suddenly worth mentioning*

Me, an ENFP: “the sound of snapping your fingers comes from your middle finger hitting your palm, not from the friction it creates with your thumb.”

Friend: “you’re so random.”

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