just enfp things: using too many exclamation points

enfp: college edition

im sure many other types can relate, but as an enfp college is the best thing that’s ever happened to me because i can actually go after all of my interests! in high school i was forced into a set schedule of classes but right now my schedule consists of calc II, creative writing, french, independent study for comp sci, chem lab, and a theater workshop class. in my free time i’m a part of the swim club, i lift at the gym, and i play squash with my friends. outside of activities like that, i also have an endless supply of friends in my dorm building just to hang out with, but at the same time i can easily retreat into my room and watch the office alone for 3 hours straight if i need to. nearly every corner of my wide range of interests are being effortlessly catered to in this environment, and getting work done isn’t even hard when you actually want to do it!!

(and to any of my friends who may still be in high schools and feel like they’re suffering - don’t worry, maybe college will be as beneficial for you as it is for me!)

you know you’re an enfp when…

you have so many interests and random talents that you never bothered to master because you moved on to something else before you ever could finish

telling stories

enfp: and then i was like, actually barbara why don’t YOU go fuck yourself

anyone: omg did u actually say that

enfp: … no but i thought it

Me the ENFP: whats your mbti

Them: oh it’s [insert random mbti].

Me the ENFP: no it’s not

Them: wha-

Me the ENFP: im an expert I know yOU I KNOW EVERYTHGIN ABOUT YOU

Me the ENFP: ok brain be normal

Brain: ok

Brain: “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”

ENFPs are just philosophers or teletubbies.. occasionally both at the same time.

Me, the ENFP: *is very heckin angry, wants to show wrath, bathe in the blood of my enemies*

Me, the ENFP: *still angry…. accidentally giggles*

Me, an ENFP: *has a mental map of all ideas that correlate to one another. Mind wanders. Finds something suddenly worth mentioning*

Me, an ENFP: “the sound of snapping your fingers comes from your middle finger hitting your palm, not from the friction it creates with your thumb.”

Friend: “you’re so random.”

Me, an ENFP: wow I would love to sleep early, eat right, lose weight, be effective, and get fit.

Also me, the ENFP: already through 3/4th of a pizza, it’s 4 a.m. and the birds are chirping, laying on piles of undone laundry, is this a chip in my bra??,