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Here are the stories that caught our eye:

MMA RELATED:

1.  Gus made the EA cover…and yet we’ll be watching Glover fight Jon Jones next.  Take Jones the distance and all you get is the fear of the Madden Curse.

2.  Anderson Silva says he would leave the UFC if Uncle Dana tried to force him to retire.  Yes, Anderson, that is, in fact, what you do in forced retirement.

3.  With a history of steroid use in the past, Bigfoot Silva unfortunately failed another drug test thanks to elevated testosterone levels.  How could the genetics that created Bigfoot fail to produce enough testosterone short of decreased production thanks to steroid abuse? Speaking of failed drug tests, how ‘bout that Doug Marshall of Bellator?

4.  Shooto is promoting a man vs. woman fight in Brazil.  So you mean some woman finally agreed to fight Cyborg?

NON-MMA RELATED:

1.  One of my secret favorites, Hall & Oates, finally made it into the arbitrary and stupid Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

2.  If you frack your kid might just be f*cked.  

3.  You better not sell boobie pillows within 1,000 feet of CA highways or do any of these things either.

4.  She just wanted to find out what was in Santa’s sack.

patricio “pitbull” stops michael chandler in the 1st round 2 become the new lightweight champion.

douglas lima puts michael page to sleep at bellator 221. advances to the finals at the welterweight grand prix.

knockout of the year contender. bellator kickboxing champ raymond daniels with the spinning shit knockout at bellator birmingham.