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Hey all! I run a 5e dnd campaign with some followers from here and today the Bad Bi Bureau surprised

Hey all! I run a 5e dnd campaign with some followers from here and today the Bad Bi Bureau surprised the players bi gifting them kittens. This is Shau Ogar, a half-orc played by @batdad who took time to draw the scene! Please considering commissioning her at http://batdad.tumblr.com/c

“They are,” Shau Ogar pauses a moment, “A unexpected, but welcome gift. Cats bring good fortune, and fewer rodents.” He picks up the meowing one. “You shall be Pangurath Rat’s Bane.” He pats the other, “And you shall be Bizturgi Vermin’s Death." 


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I breathe in hidrogen and I breathe out bitrogen

A bi person’s favorite bone is the tibia.

valentine’s day is coming up, or as i prefer to call it, valen-bi-nes day 

i was trying to think of a name for the bisexual handbook, but Bi-ble is already taken

the G on the big lots sign near me is out so now it’s Bi Lots 

lots of bis

whynotbothco: Don’t forget to go out and vote!Follow us on Instagram @ whynotbothco :)

whynotbothco:

Don’t forget to go out and vote!

Follow us on Instagram @ whynotbothco:)


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