#bliklotep

forgeryatitsfinest:

Lords in black and a queen in white for Honey Queen today!

“The Web I Spin for You” gives me strong younger sibling vibes. “The iris of your eye is black” heavily implies she’s talking about one of her brothers, if not all of them.

Like…Webby being the youngest of her siblings, with Pokey and Nibbly being close seconds and thirds. “You used to keep me at your side.” “Have you noticed that my trust has turned? You may have taught me, but now I learned.” seems like the Lords in Black tried to teach Webby and get her to help them wipe Hatchetfield off the map permanently, and hell they might have actually been close at some point, but that failed when Webby took interest Lex Foster.

The Lords in Black are siblings, let me believe this.

Tempted to make a Lords in Black ask blog (Webby’s there, too)

DADDY COUNT 4

growing up is for poor people frank

oh look at that, some father-son bonding time

not only is everyone in this family Jamie, everyone is bi 

Sheila is honestly more gaslight gatekeep girlboss than i will ever be

He can’t brush his teeth, he might choke

Becky is the only nurse in Hatchetfield

The real daddy is the friends we made along the way

Daddy issues, we’ve all got ‘em here in Hatchetfield

​daddy issues, mommy issues, WE GOT IT ALL IN HATCHETFIELD

RIP Frank, he malewifed to close to the sun​

so is this frank’s anti-capitalism arc

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

BARRY SWIFT MY BELOVED

​Frank and Barry, I ship it

​its all marco no polo :/

vitamin Deez nuts

can we get to 20 daddys

STARKID STOP KILLING TED 24/7 CHALLENGE

BUT WHO WILL PICK UP PETER FROM CAMP??????? DIED FOR COOCHIE?????

Gotta give Jeff Blim props for his performance as a literal corpse, 10/10

BABE WAKE UP NEW CHURCH OF THE STARRY CHILDREN LORE JUST DROPPED

​hatchetfield dennys hell yeah

Everyone in this episode has s a whole gender and a half

​Duke cures my daddy issues

if everybody in Starkid could stop being so attractive that’d be great thanks

HAVE HIM FOR DINNER SHES GONNA VORE HIM ALIIIVE I KNOW IT

best MILF ever

lords in black gang sleepover