#miss holloway
Like in the Church of the Starry Children we are them? Obviously ‘starry children’ is a reference to Starkid and is just another neat fourth wall break but I kept thinking about who they could be.
Roman talks about how the Starry Children are “gone but through us they live on”. Now there’s a long list of potential candidates in Hatchetfield of things that could be 'gone’ like Miss Holloway’s 3 girls, the kids Willabella killed and so many more so I decided to look into the timings of the church. Now it’s said a few times that it’s the 75th annual Honey Festival in Honey Queen and based on the fact that the season takes place in the summer of 2020 that would place the first one taking place in summer 1945 (which is very interesting considering the uh… nuclear history of Hatchetfield when the US bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August 1945). Anyways this date allowed me to eliminate many candidates from the roster. Nearly all Hatchetfield events that we’re aware of take place post-2004 (shoutout to 2005) so as a result we’d be dealing with events that only took place prior to 1945.
Now Miss Holloway is somewhat of an anomaly here based on her whole immortal schtick we don’t actually know how old she is and therefore when these girls were around. However, based on the fact that it’s the Church of the Starry Children and not just 'girls’ and also Miss Holloway’s 80s aesthetic kinda tying her to around the late 1900s (probably like the 1960/70s at the EARLIEST) I felt inclined to remove her and the girls.
Now there was the possibility of the kids whose blood Willabella used to write the Black Book (they made some stunning illustrations Bella I have to hand it to you) but I was also reluctant to think it was them for a number of reasons. Willabella was executed in 1824 meaning that these children were likely killed (if they were even killed it’s not confirmed but knowing the lords in black they probably were) prior to that date meaning that the first sacrifice didn’t take place until over 120 years later. Now of course it’s possible that the church existed before they started sacrificing women (Sheila and Mr Young got married in 1920 after all) but there is another factor that must be taken into account when thinking about these children.
They’re the children of the Hatchet Men.
We know from what Sheila said that the Hatchet Men and the church don’t get along very well (read: the Hatchet Men executed the entire church) and so the fact that the church would be set up in honour of the children of their sworn enemies seems very unlikely.
So as a result there was not really any known people in Hatchetfield who are “gone” that would really fit the bill of the Church. So then I ended up going back to general concepts in Hatchetfield and thinking about things that were gone during Nightmare Time and it was soon very obvious. One thing that was commonplace in TGWDLM and BF that hadn’t translated over to Nightmare Time was the audience and the audience interaction. In both TGWDLM and BF characters interact with the audience in some way and of course they can’t do that in NMT. So when you combine that fact with the fact that they’re called the “starry children” a DIRECT reference to Starkid it seems entirely likely that we are the Starry Children. Cos we’re gone now but through Nightmare Time, Hatchetfield and the actors continuing to tell us these stories even when we can’t physically be there…
We live on
I think Casey might be on of Miss Holloway’s three girls…
Okay so on one of her streams recently Mariah said this (I’ve edited out the game dialogue bits in-between)
And it got me thinking…
We’ve all pretty much guessed for a year that the 80s pop star on Casey’s shirt was Miss Holloway but NMT2 all but confirmed it… “the whole world has FORGOTTEN”. The pop star is one of Miss Holloway’s old personas!!!!
I (and I’m sure everyone) just assumed this was an “oh it’s been a while since the 80s lost to time” sort of thing BUT NO!! THEY’VE ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN HER. So we have such a clear connection between Miss Holloway and Casey already and then I kept thinking about what Mariah said.
Casey is dead right?? She got buried by the Hatchet Men meaning she had the gift and she was killed for it. That sure as hell sounds like someone who Miss Holloway couldn’t save right?? And to add onto this Mariah played one of the girls in the 3-girl creature!! Add that to the fact that Casey was the only tree-person named and that Nick is discussing her character with Mariah (he wouldn’t do that for a one-off background character) I think it’s very likely we’re gonna be seeing Miss Casey again and it’s gonna be HEARTBREAKING
Just tried explaining Hatchefield to someone who had only watched the shows and holy fuck casual fans are gonna be confused come the next musical
It’s so important to me that Holloway always finds Duke. She really is in every life choosing him.
Bring back the theory that Holloway is a time displaced Hannah.
DADDY COUNT 4
growing up is for poor people frank
oh look at that, some father-son bonding time
not only is everyone in this family Jamie, everyone is bi
Sheila is honestly more gaslight gatekeep girlboss than i will ever be
He can’t brush his teeth, he might choke
Becky is the only nurse in Hatchetfield
The real daddy is the friends we made along the way
Daddy issues, we’ve all got ‘em here in Hatchetfield
daddy issues, mommy issues, WE GOT IT ALL IN HATCHETFIELD
RIP Frank, he malewifed to close to the sun
so is this frank’s anti-capitalism arc
PULL THE LEVER KRONK
BARRY SWIFT MY BELOVED
Frank and Barry, I ship it
its all marco no polo :/
vitamin Deez nuts
can we get to 20 daddys
STARKID STOP KILLING TED 24/7 CHALLENGE
BUT WHO WILL PICK UP PETER FROM CAMP??????? DIED FOR COOCHIE?????
Gotta give Jeff Blim props for his performance as a literal corpse, 10/10
BABE WAKE UP NEW CHURCH OF THE STARRY CHILDREN LORE JUST DROPPED
hatchetfield dennys hell yeah
Everyone in this episode has s a whole gender and a half
Duke cures my daddy issues
if everybody in Starkid could stop being so attractive that’d be great thanks
HAVE HIM FOR DINNER SHES GONNA VORE HIM ALIIIVE I KNOW IT
best MILF ever
Nightmare Time has hit wide release, so it’s time to post this Miss Holloway doodle I made in October because now we can all appreciate how awesome Miss Holloway is together.
Sorry for all the Starkid content (no I’m not) and no majorspoilers for Killer Track (it’s kind of a spoiler), but that episode fucking DESTROYED me Kim and Curt how fucking dare you play with my emotions like that
cakes for when you die and get brought back but there’s something wrong with you and everyone can tell