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So as you may or may not have seen last week Matt Lang confirmed the Hatchetfield timeline split. (you can see the clip here).

So I thought it was about time I updated my timeline diagram for Nightmare Time 2 (and also just general changes I’ve made in my own head since I last made it). Anyways here’s timeline theory 4.0.

Or as best as I can guess at them.

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So as we all know NMT2 takes place on one singular timeline so I decided to sit down and take a guess at the order of events. I spent literal hours reading through the scripts to make this lol

All of these events take place in 2020 btw

I think Casey might be on of Miss Holloway’s three girls…

Okay so on one of her streams recently Mariah said this (I’ve edited out the game dialogue bits in-between)

And it got me thinking…

We’ve all pretty much guessed for a year that the 80s pop star on Casey’s shirt was Miss Holloway but NMT2 all but confirmed it… “the whole world has FORGOTTEN”. The pop star is one of Miss Holloway’s old personas!!!!

I (and I’m sure everyone) just assumed this was an “oh it’s been a while since the 80s lost to time” sort of thing BUT NO!! THEY’VE ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN HER. So we have such a clear connection between Miss Holloway and Casey already and then I kept thinking about what Mariah said.

Casey is dead right?? She got buried by the Hatchet Men meaning she had the gift and she was killed for it. That sure as hell sounds like someone who Miss Holloway couldn’t save right?? And to add onto this Mariah played one of the girls in the 3-girl creature!! Add that to the fact that Casey was the only tree-person named and that Nick is discussing her character with Mariah (he wouldn’t do that for a one-off background character) I think it’s very likely we’re gonna be seeing Miss Casey again and it’s gonna be HEARTBREAKING

Warning for Starkid fans planning to watch Episode 3 of Nightmare Time for the first time tonight

There are a lot of flashing images in Killer Track! If you are prone to seizures or migraines, please take caution!

It’s so important to me that Holloway always finds Duke. She really is in every life choosing him.

DADDY COUNT 4

growing up is for poor people frank

oh look at that, some father-son bonding time

not only is everyone in this family Jamie, everyone is bi 

Sheila is honestly more gaslight gatekeep girlboss than i will ever be

He can’t brush his teeth, he might choke

Becky is the only nurse in Hatchetfield

The real daddy is the friends we made along the way

Daddy issues, we’ve all got ‘em here in Hatchetfield

​daddy issues, mommy issues, WE GOT IT ALL IN HATCHETFIELD

RIP Frank, he malewifed to close to the sun​

so is this frank’s anti-capitalism arc

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

BARRY SWIFT MY BELOVED

​Frank and Barry, I ship it

​its all marco no polo :/

vitamin Deez nuts

can we get to 20 daddys

STARKID STOP KILLING TED 24/7 CHALLENGE

BUT WHO WILL PICK UP PETER FROM CAMP??????? DIED FOR COOCHIE?????

Gotta give Jeff Blim props for his performance as a literal corpse, 10/10

BABE WAKE UP NEW CHURCH OF THE STARRY CHILDREN LORE JUST DROPPED

​hatchetfield dennys hell yeah

Everyone in this episode has s a whole gender and a half

​Duke cures my daddy issues

if everybody in Starkid could stop being so attractive that’d be great thanks

HAVE HIM FOR DINNER SHES GONNA VORE HIM ALIIIVE I KNOW IT

best MILF ever

incorrect-hatchetfield:

Nightmare Time Season Two Summarised

  1. Fuck The Police
  2. Smoke Weed
  3. Have Sex
  4. Eat The Rich
  5. Women Pretty
  6. The Healthcare System Is Shit

Starkid once again speaking for the people as always

  • Zoey Chambers (the barista) is dead, and Linda Monroe is too (as is her husband, Gerald)
  • Emma Perkins and Ziggs are both in jail for killing Nighthawks, and the entire farmland burned to the ground
  • Also those Hatchet dudes from the woods whose names I can’t remember are dead (killed by the birds)
  • Grace Chastity is now the head of Abstinence Camp?? and looking very murdery
  • The Lumberaxe is still out there somewhere in the woods
  • Miss Holloway is legally dead, and but she’s still around as a guidance counselor and now goes by Miss Holliday
  • Duke also does not recognize her, not really (and that’s all I’m gonna say about that because if I get more detailed I’ll start fucking sobbing again)
  • Sherman Young is now a seven-year old kid (physically) and is like?? a cultist?? now??  
  • Also Frank Pricely is now Sherman’s “Daddy” ugh
  • Speaking of which, Ted Spankoffski is also dead, and Peter - his brother - does not know that yet (that we know of)
  • Speaking of Peter, he and Stephanie Lauter have a little thing going on (not that that’s like super relevant, just something I think we should remember)

And here are the things we know about the finale so far

  • Mariah will be appearing as Webby
  • Lex, Ethan, and Hannah will all be in the episode (and it’s seeming like it’s centered around Hannah)
  • There are other kids with superpowers, and Bryce is playing one of them, named Spitfire, who I’m pretty sure can either summon blasts of fire or blow things up (context from the name and the reel she posted)
  • These superpowered kids are all competing against one another in this weird competition for money
  • Hannah is competing because she had an “accident” in shop class (maybe taught by Tom Houston?) and Lex can’t pay the enormous medical bill for whatever it is that happens to Hannah
  • Curt is playing a new character named Eddie Chiplucky
  • James is playing another new character name Charles
  • The entire cast will be featured in this episode
  • Nick has insinuated that the villain of the episode is similar to Lumberaxe in that they’re “hoping they can pull it off” like they did with him
  • The final number of the series features everyone in the cast

Anyways I think this episode is gonna hit GOOD and I will definitely be freaking out over it so GET YO TICKETS AND GO SUPPORT THESE AMAZING PEEPS

Sorry for all the Starkid content (no I’m not) and no majorspoilers for Killer Track (it’s kind of a spoiler), but that episode fucking DESTROYED me Kim and Curt how fucking dare you play with my emotions like that

Late NMT Episode 3 Things

I was on vacation so I didn’t get to watch on time but anyway…

  • Ofc we’re all upset over what happened to Buddy
  • It’s confirmed that Miss Holloway’s love for the 80s includes He-man/She-ra
  • Nick Lang liked Sherman’s outfit in Daddy. And yeah, it’s a good outfit
  • Curt said “Miss Frizz WISHES she was as cool” as Miss Holloway
  • So, does anyone wanna draw the Suggies?
  • Of course everyone’s simping for Sheila… For now
  • Nick Lang said the beginning of the Suggies song is based on Gummi Bears
  • Everyone’s really getting into the Daddy count
  • “Discipline Daddy” is Nick’s fave
  • Once people kept saying Sheila’s a vampire, Nick Lang had to tell the chat that she’s not because she could walk in the sun
  • Sherman’s Gen X cuz he’s 41
  • Notable comment from Aurawarrior 13: So Rose is into Tumblr sexymen?
  • Hype for Duke
  • If I had a nickel for every time Jaime and Corey played a married couple in this episode, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s still weird that it happened twice.
  • The Black Book was made and illustrated by the incredibly talented Meg Lloyd
  • Starkid’s tw for the Killer Track song is: this song is a little loud… And it’ll kill you
  • Curt did the editing for the Killer Track music video and his inspo was the tunnel scene from Willy Wonka
  • Also no, Bliklotep is not mentioned in the song, but one of the flashing images is an eye
  • Lots of people got worried about Holly the kitty being given milk, but Nick assured us she’s perfectly safe
  • Miss Holloway’s first name stays a secret
  • Everyone was freaking out about finding out all there stories in this season really are connected
  • Everyone loves the Run Away With Me music video ofc
  • People in the chat are saying Barry’s in a hurry to play ddr lmao

I found these in the live chat

And while I know that’s not really what happened, it’s definitely giving me an idea for a story.

If the Killer Track is a being of sound that seeks victims to prey on. Then it would be interesting if Zoey’s soul is corrupted by dark forces to create a new killer track-esque entity. One that seeks revenge on those who humiliated her during the pageant, one that seeks to fucking trend.

dukes-holloway:

meowtalhead:

The killer track had to be a creature associated with pokey right? A being from pokey’s corner of the black and white? I mean, music that needs to kill and feed on lots of people. Very similar to the Blue Shit. Plus the mask in the music video part

Fun fact!

Okay but…???

chartedrights:

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Can’t stop thinking about the doomed cyclical persisting romance of Duke Keane and Miss Holloway. It’s an old song and we’ll sing it again, because maybe this time it’ll come out right. I’ll tell you my name over and over again and maybe one day you’ll remember it. Every kiss is our first kiss and every first kiss is our last. One day you’ll look me in the eye and you’ll recognize me. One day I’ll call your name and you’ll turn around and you’ll see me. As I am. As I have always been. One day I’ll die in your arms and you won’t call the ambulance. One day we’ll find a loophole and I won’t have to walk away. One day you’ll know everything about me. One day I’ll hear you say my name. One day. Next time. This time, if I try hard enough. It makes me insane.

What if this time Orpheus turns and I don’t have to disappear?

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