It’s pretty hard to find something light and fun to write about when the Diaper Blimp is threatening Americans from the Whitehouse with the far right wing extremists who follow him, while the rest of the Republicans do nothing.
Are we finally figuring out who Republicans are now? Or am I just “paranoid”, or am I “so racist that I’m trying to prove I’m not racist”? Or is it my “white guilt”,…
My submission for Francoise Mouly, Nadja Spiegelman, and Gabe Fowler’s RESIST! political comic newspaper baby. Copies of RESIST! launch today, please see their website to find distribution points in your neck of the woods. Also, prints are available of this image with 50% of proceeds going to the ACLU. Visit here to grab that.
“I can’t understand a fuckin’ word you’re saying, boy! Stop fuckin’ crying or I’m gonna hang up. Now what’s so goddamn important you had to call me at work? Why’s there no money in your bank account? Cause it’s my money now, that’s why! Yeah, I drained the entire fucking thing… transferred the last of it the other night. Hey, you were the needy faggot who gave me the info. Begging to serve me, like some little bitch. Guess you shoulda had some self control, but it’s too late now. Yeah, I got your Amex too, all them cards, boy. You oughta see the shit I had shipped to my place. Only problem is now they’re maxed out. I didn’t know it was possible either, and it pisses me off! I thought some big shot like you would have unlimited funds, but I guess the well’s running dry. I don’t know what you’re gonna do boy, but I do know you’re gonna keep making me happy. So what! Take the bus like anyone else would do. I don’t care what people will say. I think it’s fucking funny, a goddamn executive rolling up to the the office in a city bus… fucking pathetic. You’re the one who offered me the keys and told me to take it. That S550 sure looks strange parked in the mud down here at the site, boy. All the guys wanna take it for a spin. Awww, crying again, faggot! I’m about to hang up! What’s that, tonight? Yeah, I’ll be over tonight, boy. I think we have some more paperwork to sign. I’ve always wanted a condo here in the city, and I think yours might be available soon. God, you beg like a fuckin’ bitch! Yeah, if you make me happy, you just might get to taste my cock tonight, boy. Now get the fuck back to work, you got a big down payment coming due soon!”
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He knows when he’s on to a good thing, and this straight stud really enjoyed being serviced and getting to blow his load in my mouth. So much so, that it became a regular, weekly, thing … until he moved away for work. I still see him when he visits.
