Izuku: Don’t you just love how mental disorders are buy one, get seven free?

Bakugo: I didn’t even want one, my mom made me buy it.

Todoroki: Mine’s a family heirloom. Been passed down for generations.

Aizawa: And that’s why we’re in group therapy.

At one point in BNHA, we need Bakugo flipping off a villian with a grenade pin hanging off the finger before the villain explodes.

Bakugo, in a hazmat suit: Okay, so what can you tell us abo-

Kirishima’s phone: *goes on with loud rock music*

Bakugo: On for God-Turn that Crap off!

Kirishima, also in a hazmat suit: I can’t reach it. You need to punch me in the ass.

Bakugo:What?!

Kirishima: Just sock me in the butt!

Patient they’re checking on: Do you two work at this hospital?

Bakugo and Kirishima:

Izuku: Shoot! I can’t believe Midnight got the rest of the group!

Bakugo: Bunch of weak-ass ext…Wait.

Bakugo, walks over to Todoroki: You bastard, are you awake?!

Todoroki:…No.

Izuku: Todoroki-kun! You managed to resist her quick?!

Todoroki: I did.

Bakugo: And you went to sleep anyways?!

Todoroki: Look, I’ve had a long week.

Aizawa, glaring: What’s in the bag, Midoriya? It’s certainly not your hero costume you’ve been wearing for your secret vigilante work, is it?

Izuku, thinking and sweating: Think, think, think. Crap! Panicking, can’t think! Have to trust instincts!

Izuku, throws bag out the window:

Aizawa:

Izuku, thinking: Instincts bad.

Izuku: I just don’t know what I should do. Should I stay here or go save All Might?

Todoroki, as the devil on his shoulder: I think you should go and save All Might.

Bakugo, as the angel on his shoulder: Why the hell am I the angel?! And keep your dumb ass here!

Izuku: And that’s why you’re the angel in this situation.

Todoroki: Here, this should convince you I’m right. *does a handstand*

Izuku: What does that have to do with anything?

Bakugo: No no, Icyhot may have a point.

Izuku:

I Just Saw Top Gun Maverick .

NowI need an AU With Deku and Bakugo as pilot mates and Todoroki as their wingman.

Shigaraki: You have a lot of nerve standing up to me.

Izuku: You have a lot of nerve being alive.

Shigaraki:

Random Extra: Hey There, cutie.

Izuku: Oh! U-Um-

Todoroki, popping out of nowhere with a photo of Bakugo and Izuku: He’s married.

Extra:Wha-

Kirishima, holding up Izuku’s hand to show his wedding ring: Married, bro.

Extra: Okay, I’m sorr-

Kaminari, cocking a water gun: Walk away, Bruh.

Extra:

Izuku: Do you guys not work?

Kaminari: Hey Midoriya! What does the fox say?

Bakugo: God, don’t sing that-

Izuku:Dattebayo!

Bakugo and Kaminari:

Izuku: Y-You were meaning Naruto, right?

Bakugo: What happened?!

Izuku, sitting in the back of an ambulance: I just got hit in the head from behind, it’s no big deal.

Bakugo: I told you to wait for me before going in that alley, you nerd!

Izuku: Speaking of which, I think the guy who hit me painted red graffiti all over on the walls. Not cool.

Paramedic: Deku-San, that wasn’t paint. That was your blood.

Bakugo: Oh for Fu-

Izuku:

Bakugo: What’s the matter with you? You’ve been sitting there in silence for five minutes. It’s creepy as hell.

Izuku:

Izuku: You ever just look at a word for so long that it feels misspelled but it’s really not?

Bakugo:

Todoroki: He hit his head earlier at practice, just let him be.

Hori: Well…It’s time to put Bakugo into MAXIMUM OVER-DRIVE

If Bakugo Worked at McDonald’s:

Aizawa: Okay, we’re taking our test. Get out your pencils.

Kirishima, raising his hand: Sensei, can I borrow one? I forgot to bring my pencils today.

Bakugo: You forgot your pencil but brought that damn thing?!

Kirishima, pumping a iron dumbbell: What thing, bro?

Recovery Girl: Ah, Midoriya-kun, could you help me get Mr. Sokka on the gurner?

Izuku: Oh, sure thing, Recovery Girl!

Recovery Girl:Great.

Izuku, picking up Mr. Sokka’s feet: So what’s wrong with him?

Recovery Girl: He’s dead.

Izuku, drops the feet: OH MY-WHAT! D-Didn’t we just s-see him an hour ago?!

Recovery Girl: Oh dear boy, he was dead then. I just didn’t have the heart to tell you.

Izuku:

Bakugo: Oi nerd, why are there paw prints all over your homework?

Izuku: I dropped my stuff this morning on the way to school and an alley cat ran over it.

Bakugo:HAHA!

Izuku: I just hope Aizawa-sensei won’t be too cruel in grading it.

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Bakugo: So, how badly did you fail?

Izuku: H-He gave me a perfect score.

Bakugo:

Izuku: He also wrote it was the best work he’s seen from me.

Kirishima, walking back into the room: Todoroki, bro. As much as I love wrestling, you have to flip back to the award show. Bakugo and Midoriya are about to come up.

Todoroki:…This is the award show. They got into an argument backstage.

Kirishima:Wha-OH!

Todoroki: Wow, I hope Bakugo can walk that off.

Bakugo and Todoroki, watching Deku’s TV interview from backstage:

Todoroki:S-Should we help him?

Izuku, sweating and stuttering: OKAY, OKAY-Look?! Who HASN’T had gay thoughts?!

Interviewer:…Are you okay, Deku-San?

Izuku: Yes, It’s just-I feel like I need glasses sometimes.

Bakugo: This is just too beautiful to stop.

Kirishima: Okay, babe. I know you have definite expections for this weekend trip. I read your email.

Bakugo: To which you responded to that email, ‘SLUMBER PARTY, NUDIE TIMES, DRINKY-DRINKY’

Kirishima: That’s my out-of-office reply.

Bakugo: