Hawks: *gets down on one knee*

Dabi: Oh my god! It’s finally happening!

Hawks:*falls over*

Dabi: The poison is kicking in!

Mirko, over the phone: Hey, are you still going tonight?

Hawks: Sorry, I can’t. I’ve got a guy over tonight.

Mirko: Oh, okay.

Mirko, not over the phone: Hawks can’t come; he’s got a D appointment.

Edgeshot: Don’t you mean an ass appointment?

Mirko: Does Hawks look like a fucking top to you?

Hawks:

Aizawa: I wasn’t that drunk last night!

Midnight: You asked Mic if he was single.

Aizawa: So? I’m his husband.

Midnight: You then started crying when he said he was married.

Todoroki: I have heterochromia.

Midoriya: But… :(. That’s okay you love who you love and I’ll support you!-

Todoroki: What are you talking about? Why are you crying?

Endeavor:*looking for Hawks in a big crowd*

Endeavor, sighing: Dammit. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Endeavor: HERE COME DAT BOI.

The entire crowd: O SHIT WHADDUP.

Endeavor: Dammit.

Ashido, trying to learn french: Okay, I think that’s enough vowels, right?

Aoyama: Youe fooule… youe insouelente cowuerde…

Kirishima: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos!

Sero: That is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.

Kaminari: But what if I die tomorrow and never get any nachos?

Ashido: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day!

Bakugou: Get out.

Mirio: You know, I used to wonder how someone could kill another human being.

Mirio: And then I found out what Overhaul was doing to Eri and I was like, oh, okay.

Uraraka: This is my boyfriend, Izuku.

Uraraka: And this is his boyfriend, Todoroki.

Uraraka: And this is his girlfriend, Yaomomo.

Uraraka: And this is her girlfriend, Jirou.

Uraraka: And this is her boyfriend, Kaminari.

Uraraka: And this is his boyfriend, Shinsou.

Uraraka: And this is his boyfriend, Monoma-

Uraraka’s dad: Ochako, sweetie? I get the picture.

Tokoyami, to Midoriya: Today, Hawks found out that if you put a light bulb in your mouth, you can’t take it out again. Naturally, he needed to test it out.

Tokoyami: I had to physically restrain a grown man to not stick a light bulb in his mouth.

Hawks: Ow! My armkle!

All Might: …Your what?

Endeavor: [sigh] His wrist.

Toga: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. 

Spinner: Weak. I sleep with a sword under mine. 

Hawks: You’re both pathetic. 

Spinner: What killer weapon do you sleep with then, Mr. Badass? 

Hawks: Dabi.

Dabi, jokingly: And remember! You can’t fall in love with me.

Hawks: Not a problem.

Hawks, three days later, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat: There’s a problem-

Alternatively

Hawks: Babe come over.

Dabi: Can’t. I’m hiding a body.

Hawks: My dad isn’t home ;)

Dabi: I know.

Dabi: Babe, come over.

Hawks: Can’t, I’m hiding a body.

Dabi: My dad isn’t home ;)

Hawks: I know.

Shinsou: I’m not here to make friends.

Midoriya, prepared to pull another Todoroki: Are you sure about that?

Shinsou: I wish someone would take me out.

Kaminari: Like, on a date, or with a rifle?

Shinsou: Surprise me.

a hawks to get me back into drawing

My Hero Academia Characters as Homeless People:)

Characters: Katsuki, Deku, Denki, Mina

*disclaimer* all of these headcanons are wrote for the sake of comedy, and are not meant to be offensive.

Katsuki

• Have you ever seen those mfs who just be walking around talking shit to whoever? Squaring up to the air? Yeah, that’s Bakugo.
• Ngl he’s kinda a scary dude to run into on the street. Doesn’t ask for money, he’ll find a way on his own
• Can be found yelling at people in the McDonald’s parking lot after 9 pm.
• Definitely has ran out into the street in front a car on purpose . Street fighter tingz.
• May or may not sag his pants.
• If you’ve seen the videos of the guy putting his lit cigarette inside his mouth, and then blowing the air out, just know Bakugo can do that, and has done it.
• Somehow he knows people, and has a home every once in awhile. Not permanent, but has a place to stay every once in awhile at night.

Deku

• Nice dude, you’ve given him some money. Doesn’t look threatening, or act threatening like Bakugo.
• He’s also someone you’re not weary fo where the money you gave is going to. Nothing harmful like drugs or alcohol.
• Knows where is safe to stay, or not. Carries a backpack with the essentials he’s managed to get together.
• Does those weird tricks and stunts that you’ve only seen on street corners. He’s able to make some change from it, and uses it for items he needs.
• Well known in the area, and everyone kinda likes him, and helps him out .
• Probably has “God Bless You” sign.
• Has a little mangy dog, most of his money goes to the lil thang.

Denki

• “Hey, hey, hey you got a dollar?”
• He’s the guy who will probably follow you out to your car. Pretty harmless.
• Has a “swagger” walk, regardless of having little to nothing, mans STILL has got a walk like he’s hot shit mann.
• Gets into little scuffles with others on the street bc he talks a lot. “Yo I heard–”.
• Has had a couple of run-ins with cops. Still flirts with people, gotta try right? Get a lil something, and I mean money btw.
• Very social with anyone who’s willing to hear him talk.
• He’s well known and has a reputation in his area, tried to befriend Bakugo bc he’s for connections. Doesn’t exactly go well.

Mina

• “Hey can you spare anything?” Is not afraid to ask for anything, even your McDonald’s.
• In fact, has definitely walked up with a big smile to someone who pulled out of drive thru and asked for some McDonald’s.
• Mina’s also a very nice and well known name on the street.
• Also has a pet, a cat. The cat eats first, that’s her priority.
• She honestly always has miss match socks, she originally did it bc she didn’t have many socks. But even when she had some cash, she just,,,wears two different pairs.
• Has some people she’s friendly with that give her rides around town. Like Bakugo she has a place to stay the night every once in awhile.
• Prioritizes buying hygiene products.
• A good person to know on the streets– got connections bc she’s really nice!

are these bad? yes. did i enjoy writing these? yes.

-nadia

Artists as MHA Characters Series

Doja Cat

• Powers: Bubblegum! Allows her to create extremely almost impenetrable bubbles from bubble gum. It can also be used as an adhesive. Although she cannot be stuck to her own gum, the more tired she gets the less she is able to produce. The bubblegum is created from her mouth!
• Hero Costume: “Bubblegum” pink cat suit with fishnet white gloves(suit is usually partially unzipped bc it’s illegal to not wear a catsuit like that). Paired with a blonde wig worn in two low loose buns, pink themed makeup. Bubblegum candy earring paired with jeweled cat ears. White and pink platform boots.
• Agency: Minaj. This heroes agency will be touched on later. But her agency is primarily an all female agency, prided in female achievement. Although, they do not discriminate against gender, there being non-binary, male etc agents and workers. Many heroes in the agency work on the side in design or other art forms such as acting, singing or rapping. This is a company with a heavy media presence.

Stats:

-Strength: D

-Durability: C

-Endurance: C

-Speed: C

-Agility: D

-Intelligence: C

Basically, a C list hero in terms of reputation as being effective. Popularity wise, a B list at the most. Only recently joined hero rankings.

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Urmmm hi this idea seemed at first then I realize it’s kinda difficult and uh,,, yeah! Will slowly upload characters -nadia ‍♀️