#booksmart
molly: male energy in my healing space just isn’t optimal.
amy: what do you normally do when i’m gone?
molly: wait for you to get back..
amy: how’s the most gorgeous person on earth doing today?
hope, without looking up: i don’t know, how are you?
amy: [voice cracking] i’m fine.
gigi: i’ve only known amy for two hours but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in the universe and then myself.
amy: i just feel like she’s ignoring me, you know? she hasn’t answered any of my texts all day.
gigi: jared ignored me for six hours once. do you know what I did?
amy: cut the brakes on his car?
gigi: [laughs] oh no, that was for a different reason.
amy: you’re a little obsessed with yourself, aren’t you?
molly: well, no one else is gonna do it.
molly: annabelle, my arch nemesis.
george: hey! i thought i was your arch nemesis!
molly: i have a life outside of you, george.
amy: you were happy once, you know.
molly: i was never happy. i was just less pissed off.
alan: there’s nothing gays hate more than being treated like women. okay? we don’t want to go to your baby shower, we don’t have a time of the month, and we don’t love pink.
george: you love pink.
alan: no, pink loves me.
molly: you know what they say, go big or go home.
amy: i’m begging you, moll, let’s just go home.
molly: i’m going big.
jared: i know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
gigi, crying: it’s not a joke, i’m a legit snack!
annabelle: what are you doing?
molly: homework.
annabelle: there was school today?
molly: yeah…
annabelle: i thought it was a long weekend?
molly: it’s wednesday…
annabelle: oh, so it’s almost the weekend again? well, no point in going now.
hope: i’m only doing this because you called me rude, and i take that as a compliment.
molly: what’s wrong?
amy: nothing. it’s just, adults are boring and i hate them. and i don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
molly: hey, listen to me. yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. but if you think for one second i’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that i can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman i know.
amy: you’re gonna make me cry.
annabelle: there’s three way to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the theo way.
tanner: isn’t that just the wrong way?
annabelle: yeah, but faster.
jared: so, i heard you like bad boys.
molly: not really.
jared: oh thank god.
molly: i’m having a mid life crisis.
amy: you’re 18.
molly: i might die at 36.
amy: [staring pensively out a window]
hope: she’s so beautiful… i wonder what she’s thinking about…
amy, internally: wed-nes-day….whensday?….wendesday?…
tanner: how dumb does nick think we are?
theo: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
hope: are you nervous?
amy:yes.
hope: is this your first time?
amy: no, i’ve been nervous lots of times.
