#source spongebob squarepants

amy: what do you normally do when i’m gone?

molly: wait for you to get back..

James, screaming at the top of his lungs: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY!?!

Sirius, also screaming at the top of his lungs:I’M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!

James, still screaming: ARE YOU READY TO —

Remus, snapping his book shut and yelling at them both:JAMES, SIRIUS, DO YOU MIND!?

James, still screaming: LET’S CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION IN PRIVATE SIRIUS. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE EAVESDROPPING.

Sirius, also still screaming: WELL, HOW RUDE OF SOME PEOPLE.

blaine: could you not stand so close? you’re making me claustrophobic

sam: what does claustrophobic mean?

brittany: it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus

blaine: no, it doesn’t

sam: HO HO HO

brittany: stop it, you’re scaring him!!!

The twins playing eels and escalators

Fresh: King, you’re a genius!

King: Yeah, I get called that a lot

Fresh: What, a genius?

King: No, King.

Jake: *on the hoverboard* I got this! I GOT THIS!

Frank:

*finds Thomas passed out*

Justine: Thomas! You forgot how to eat, again! Come on! I’ll get the funnel!

Thomas: It’s not that.

Justine: Darn, I like the funnel.

Murr: Hey Sal! Guess what day it is?

Sal: Is it Annoy Sal Day?

Murr: No silly! That’s on the 15th.

Q: *on his way to his punishment* I’m ready. Depression. I’m ready. Depression.