Sal: *to Q and Murr* I can’t even tell you two apart half the time because I don’t go by looks or name, I go by the amount of pain in my ass, which makes you two identical.
Some Guy: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t punch you in the face.
Sal: Judge said I’d go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time.
Joe: I’ll open my mouth and swallow you whole arm.
Murr: It’d be way too rewarding.
Q: When you move in to punch me, I’m gonna hold a bucket up to my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.
