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Traveler: What the Guardian doing?

Ghost: Sir, they have somehow traversed space and entered the realm of thought.

Traveler, snickering: More like the realm of Thot.

Ghost, exasperated: Sir, this is serious

Traveler, setting down a non alcoholic (it is) drink and shrugs: They will be fine! I didn’t steal them for nothing~

Ghost, surprised: what was that?

Traveler, flippantly: Nothing~

Me, having just finished this week’s Sever Mission: I just want to hug Crow and tell him that he isn’t who he was.

My friend, sighing: But he is correct in being guilty

Me, pulling up legal documents: Did you know that a man who murdered someone was declared innocent when it was proven he had amnesia?

My friend, nodding: That’s true, but we aren’t in that universe.

Me, crying: The five year old Guardian has to comfort the scared and confused two year old Crow

My fireteam on destiny 2 was in three different instances while also in the same tower. Got a laugh at my fireteam just popping in and out.

Season of the Haunted really living up to its name!

(Do to a visual bug of the Vendors not appearing in their menus)

Guardian: Hello?~

Ghost: Why are behind Banshee’s desk?

Guardian: because no one is here. Not even Kadi!

Ghost: Well there was one update to the ghosts from the traveler…

Guardian, jumps over the counter: Well that explains absolutely nothing.

Ghost, bouncing to show a shrug: sorry I can’t help.

Guardian, looking at Eris Morn: you’re secretly an unhinged bitch, aren’t you?

Eris, looking over slowly blinking all three of her eyes: what do you mean secretly?

Guardian, nodding and looking away: Noted.

Me, posing a question: What’s the Guardian’s nightmare?

My friend, serious: Nothing to fight. Nothing to do, boredom.

Also the same friend: the Guardian’s fear is when someone puts the snacks too far back on the shelf.

Me, trying my best to play tour guide on the first mission even if it’s been years since my first raid: And this room was simply known as Dogs

My Friend, shooting the ghosts: What?

Me, double over in laughter: Why is she A posing?!

That new trailer is fire and today the servers are going to be full. Hate it but I will only get to play after orientation.

Traveler, looking at the reports Ghost sends in: What do you mean when the earth gets in the way of the Sun it turns the moon red and nothing happens?! That sounds made up!

Ghost,sighing: sir, You and I both watched the same Eclipse.

Traveler, still annoyed: It has to mean something though! It can’t just be as lame as this!?

Ghost: You do know that there is a time where the moon covers the sun in a solar eclipse?

Traveler, hurling a metaphysical desk: BULLSHIT!

Ghost, worried: Uh, hey Guardian, What’s an total lunar eclipse? The traveler said there was going to be one tonight.

Guardian, flipping through the handwritten manual: Hold on… oh! Total Lunar Eclipses happen when the earth gets in the way of the sun and light filters through this atmosphere, not sure what that means, and reflects on the Moon.

Ghost, sighs in relief: Oh good. He made it seem that there was something going to hatch on the Moon.

Guardian, sighing: If something other than our enemies is up there, don’t you think we would know?

Ghost, talking to Zavala while the Guardian is gathering bounties for the Guardian Games: Are you ever going to finish fixing the wall?

Zalava, turning towards him: when your Guardian stops questing off on other planets.

Ghost, sighing: But that’s their job…