(Taurus is stony, strong, and silent; they are ready for what this next chapter will bring them. Sagittarius is wondering how they could have ever been talked into this.)

Aries: Got there extremely early so that they could sit in the front row and wouldn’t miss anything

Gemini: On the sidelines, taking pictures of everything

Cancer: A bit jealous, because they always thought that they were meant to be with Taurus

Leo: Snuck in a bottle of vodka, slowly but surely getting drunk

Virgo: Sitting in the back of the church, observing the behavior of everyone else

Libra: Admiring the dresses they picked out for the bridesmaids

Scorpio: Bored; the theme is basic and simple and they don’t really like any of the other guests

Capricorn: Got to the reception hours before the wedding started to make sure that everything was set up properly

Aquarius: Forgot about the date of the wedding and instead went to an alien convention

Pisces: Falls asleep in the beginning of the wedding, snores really loudly, and gets dirty looks from the other guests

-Deja

Aries: Outside running around and feeling the raindrops on their face

Taurus: Inside napping with a big comfy blanket wrapped around them

Gemini: Lying under a tree, reading a book and enjoying the rain

Cancer: Looking out of the window and remembering past events

Leo: Trying to tame their hair, which is very frizzy from the rain

Virgo: Curled up in an armchair, reading a good book

Libra: Texting their hos and trying on new outfits so they can make plans for the next day

Scorpio: Smoking a cigarette and watching the shadows the lightning makes on their curtains

Sagittarius: Listening to the rolls of thunder and singing songs from “The Lion King”

Capricorn: Trying to get some work done but can’t; ends up surfing Tumblr instead

Aquarius: Holed up in their room, making as much artwork as possible; the rain fuels their creative juices

Pisces: Lying on the floor, listening to the sounds of the rain, and daydreaming

-Deja

The Signs As Stranger Things Characters

Aries: Max

Taurus: Dustin

Gemini: Lucas

Cancer: Jonathan

Leo: Hopper

Virgo: Barb

Libra: Nancy

Scorpio: Eleven

Sagittarius: Steve

Capricorn: Mike

Aquarius: Joyce

Pisces: Will

-Deja

*original by @cancercornastrology*

Having Sun in Capricorn and Ascendant in Scorpio creates people that are much more powerful and capable of succeeding than the typical Capricorn, which is definitely making a statement as most Capricorns are natural go-getters. The Scorpio rising will bring a stronger sense of strategy, intuition, and pure killer instinct to these Capricorns. They are much more resilient, able to set goals, and ambitious. They can take the good with the bad and come out on top either way. While the natural Capricorn nature of seeking perfection will still be strong, Scorpio rising will bring more reason and a better ideal. Scorpio rising will bring rises to anger in these people, but Capricorn Sun will allow these individuals to exercise a better sense of control. When others have betrayed them, they will neither forgive nor forget. Instead, they will quite easily cut that person out of their lives and treat them coldly. These are very strong-minded people, who will stand up for whatever they believe in, no matter what other people think. These people should be very careful of the people they surround themselves with, and also of getting carried away with ideas before they are fully in fruition. Younger years will bring them things that they may not be able to enjoy until later on in life, so they should remember to stick to them for benefit when they are older.

Aries: Loads their bb gun with rock salt and pretends to be a Hunter; shoots spirits like a badass and thinks that they are everyone’s hero; after Sagittarius actually gets rid of all the spirits and really saves everyone; they decide to go help Virgo since they’ll believe that Aries was the real hero

Taurus: Took a nap in one of the hospital beds when they first arrived; they don’t believe in haunted hospitals and they just wanted the dare to be over with already; ends up sleeping through the entire haunting and doesn’t believe the others when they recap what happened; not sure whether to call the police about Gemini’s murder since they don’t know which of their friends did it

Gemini: Making fun of the possibility of ghosts and pranking everyone in the group so that they all get scared; collapses on the floor and everyone thinks that they are faking it; Virgo touches them and finds real blood gushing out of their back; the haunting has begun and everyone panics

Cancer: Has intensified connections with the spirits and actually feels their anger and confusion; some of them not even realizing that they are dead; torn between running away from it all and trying to help them get to the other side; becomes a psychic medium after the experience

Leo: Not ready to die; running around the hospital with syringes and scalpels in their hands and screaming at the top of their lungs, thinking that it would help them against the spirits; ends up getting tossed against a wall by a spiteful spirit and losing their useless weapons

Virgo: White as a sheet (except for their hands which are covered in Gemini’s blood); is too anxious to think of anything, ends up holing themselves up inside one of the bathrooms and fainting on the floor; when they come to again, Aries is helping them walk outside and the haunting is over

Libra: Completely freaked out the moment they see Gemini on the floor; they don’t believe in irrational things like ghosts, so there must be a logical explanation like a killer on the loose; as soon as the first apparition appears, they take off screaming at the top of their lungs

Scorpio: Powerful enough to get the ghosts to stop throwing things around the room and listen to them; uses a spell that they heard Bobby use one time on Supernatural (they of course looked it up after the episode and found that it was a real spell); binds one of the ghosts in place and makes him answer the burning questions that they have been dying to know

Sagittarius: Has watched Supernatural enough times to know what they need to do to get everyone out safe; finds salt in the kitchen and already had lighter fluid on them (don’t ask); follows Aquarius and Pisces and salts and burns all of the bones; Aquarius and Pisces are close to tears when they see the ghosts catch on fire and disappear

Capricorn: Got crept up on by a little girl’s ghost that walked right through them; acquired a migraine that won’t go away; walking around with an iron stethoscope they found in one of the doctor’s offices so that they can whoosh away any ghosts that come near them; after all, it usually works for Sam and Dean

Aquarius: Tries to connect with the angry spirits to ask them why they are haunting the hospital; finds out that the hospital used to be an asylum where patients were unspeakably tortured and experimented on until they died; the humanitarian inside of them hurts for the spirits and promises to make what happened to them known if they let everyone go

Pisces: Helping Aquarius calm the spirits down; asks the spirits to show them the hidden areas where the torture used to take place so that they can find records and take pictures for proof; cries when they end up finding the remains of these people (some of them children) crammed into little crawlspaces 

-Deja

Aries: Is on a health and exercise kick, so they end up just hanging around and talking to people without ordering anything

Taurus: Eating chocolate covered croissants and listening to their iPod on shuffle mode

Gemini: Sitting at the counter and making fun of all of the people that can’t sing, while drinking a hot chocolate

Cancer: Ordered a hot chocolate just so they could lick all of the whipped cream off; brought their own canister of whipped cream with them so they can keep adding more as they drink it

Leo: The first one that signed up for karaoke; killing it with the help of all the coffee they drank

Virgo: Curled up in one of the cozy armchairs, sipping tea and reading a good book

Libra: On a date; sharing a plate of cronuts and sipping a latte; keeps smiling and showing off their dimples

Scorpio: Only came because their ex comes here a lot; watches from the shadows during the commotion of karaoke night; expertly slips poison into their drink when they aren’t paying attention

Sagittarius: Slips some whiskey inside their espresso and sits back in one of the armchairs to enjoy the show

Capricorn: Downing double espresso shots like there’s no tomorrow and pounding away furiously at their laptop trying to finish the work they procrastinated on

Aquarius: Sitting at a window table, people watching and daydreaming; by the time they remember that they’re drinking tea, it’s already cold

Pisces: Falls asleep on the vintage couch after having a whipped cream eating contest with Cancer; isn’t seen for three days after

-Deja

Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)

They are all having a ball. At first there is some frustration as to being stuck in a room, but they are all able to make each other laugh with their antics. It’s a pretty big room, so Aries and Leo find space enough to race each other (Aries wins, of course, while Leo is dramatically upset). Sagittarius sits back and makes Aries and Leo laugh with true, blunt humor. They basically just have one, big fun day.

Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)

They are all extremely stressed out and worried, which only amplifies the feeling in everyone else. Virgo and Capricorn are worried about all of the work that they need to get done, while Taurus just wants to be in their own room. It doesn’t take long for Virgo to have a full-on panic attack. They spend the whole time seeing who can complain more.

Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)

They are all pretty carefree and not really so worried about their predicament. Aquarius is daydreaming the entire time and drawing pictures on paper that they found in the corner of the room. Gemini and Libra are having debates about important issues in the world. Aquarius occasionally catches a comment and speaks on it, then retreats back to their own world. They all just make the most of the time they have together.

Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)

They are not happy in the slightest. They don’t understand what is going on and they want to get back to their lives. Cancer spends some time complaining; Pisces spends some time crying; and Scorpio spends some time seething. In the end, however, they are able to comfort each other and just bond together. They share secrets and give advice for what is currently going on in their lives, and they become forever friends. They basically have their own Dr. Phil episode in the room.

-Deja

Cardinals (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn)

Capricorn grows increasingly stressed out as they have important things to do and cannot afford to be trapped in a room. Capricorn’s wrath triggers Cancer’s anxiety, and Cancer soon begins to hyperventilate. Aries begins to get pissed off, because Cancer and Capricorn won’t calm tf down; this leads to yelling at them so that they’ll relax. This only causes Cancer to get offended and Capricorn to start yelling back at Aries. Just as they are about to start punching each other, Libra steps in. Libra hates any kind of conflict, so they silence everyone with their soothing voice. Libra mentions that they are all very good at leading, in different ways, and so they should work together to figure out how to escape. Within minutes of trying this out, they are miraculously outside again.

Fixed (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius)

Each passing minute only brings more tension among the group. They all have their own thoughts and ideas, but none of them want to listen to the others. Leo is being very showy and dramatic and keeps mentioning that they are all going to die in the room. Leo’s behavior is seen as obnoxious by Taurus and Scorpio. Taurus wants to smother Leo with their strong embrace, while Scorpio keeps fantasizing about shooting Leo. Aquarius is in a world of their own and not really paying attention to the conflict around them. As Aquarius begins to pray, an alien spaceship beams them outside.

Mutable (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces)

Virgo is having pretty bad anxiety, but Pisces is able to soothe them after awhile. No one really understands why they are here, but they assume that they are part of some new experiment. Pisces and Sagittarius are still high from their morning smoke, so they sit back and relax. Gemini and Sagittarius take turns joking around and lightening up the mood, until even Virgo can’t stop smiling. They never really think about how to get out or care that they are trapped. They all just go with the flow. Eventually, the experimenters feel bad for them and let them out.

-Deja