#the zodiac
Zodiac
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Aries
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Taurus
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Gemini
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Cancer
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Leo
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Virgo
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Libra
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Scorpio
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Sagittarius
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Capricorn
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Aquarius
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Pisces
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So hype for the ColourPop Zodiac Palette!
The Aries: This metallic firey orange is as bold as your confidence
The Taurus: You can rely on this matte camel brown, uh huh!
The Gemini: Express yourself in this metallic antique gold
The Cancer: This soft peachy pink with a golden sheen feels like home
The Leo: This soft coral with a gold flip is sure to grab your attention
The Virgo: You’ll wear this matte dark chocolate brown with practically every look
The Libra: This matte light dusty rose brings balance to any look
The Scorpio: Share your passion with this rich metallic plum
The Sagittarius: Up for an adventure? Try this matte magenta purple
The Capricorn: Shoot for the stars with this black with gold glitter
The Aquarius: This matte periwinkle blue will unleash your creativity
The Pisces: Be a daydream believer in this vibrant metallic aqua
Wouldn’t it be cool to get this and do a birth chart look using your sun+moon+rising sign colors?????
Here it is if you’re interested: https://colourpop.com/products/the-zodiac
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THE ZODIAC SIGNS AS ARCTIC MONKEYS SONGS BY ALBUM
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Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not:
ARIES - riot van
TAURUS - perhaps vampires is a bit strong but…
GEMINI - still take you home
CANCER – mardy bum
LEO - the view from the afternoon
VIRGO - a certain romance
LIBRA - red light indicates doors are secured
SCORPIO - dancing shoes
SAGITTARIUS- fake tales of San Francisco
CAPRICORN - i bet that you look good on the dancefloor
AQUARIUS – from the Ritz to the rubble
PISCES - when the sun goes down
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Favourite worst nightmare:
ARIES - balaclava
TAURUS - teddy picker
GEMINI - fluorescent adolescent
CANCER –the bad thing
LEO - this house is a circus
VIRGO - old yellow bricks
LIBRA - if you were there, beware
SCORPIO - d is for dangerous
SAGITTARIUS- brianstorm
CAPRICORN - 505
AQUARIUS –only one who knows
PISCES - do me a favour
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Humbug:
ARIES – crying lightning
TAURUS - dance litte liar
GEMINI – potion approaching
CANCER –my propeller
LEO - cornerstone
VIRGO - secret door
LIBRA - pretty visitors
SCORPIO - fire and thud
SAGITTARIUS- dangerous animals
CAPRICORN - crying lightning
AQUARIUS –the jeweller´s hands
PISCES - cornerstone
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Suck it and see:
ARIES – brick by brick
TAURUS - suck it and see
GEMINI - library pictures
CANCER – reckless serenade
LEO - black treacle
VIRGO - piledriver waltz
LIBRA – she´s thunderstorms
SCORPIO - dont sit down cause I´ve moved your chair
SAGITTARIUS- all my own stunts
CAPRICORN - thats were you were wrong
AQUARIUS –the hellcat spangled shalalala
PISCES -love is a laserquest
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AM:
ARIES - one for the road
TAURUS - mad sounds
GEMINI - snap out of it
CANCER – knee socks
LEO – why´d you only call me when you´re high?
VIRGO - r u mine?
LIBRA - n1 party anthem
SCORPIO - i want it all
SAGITTARIUS- fireside
CAPRICORN - do i wanna know?
AQUARIUS – arabella
PISCES - i wanna be yours
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Tranquility base hotel and casino:
ARIES - she looks like fun
TAURUS - tranquility base hotel and casino
GEMINI - the ultracheese
CANCER – the world´s first ever monster truck front flip
LEO - golden trunks
VIRGO - four out of five
LIBRA - batphone
SCORPIO - star treatment
SAGITTARIUS- american sports
CAPRICORN - tranquility base hotel and casino
AQUARIUS –one point perspective
PISCES - science fiction
Aries:Tanja- 4 kids and a minivan that can’t quit
Taurus: Pam- Never hesitates to mention how their 7 year old soccer player son scored a goal last Saturday
Gemini:Helen- Drinks to forget but always remembers
Cancer:Stacy- Takes naps for 2/3s of the day and watches tv for the other 1/3
Leo: Diane- Feels chilly at any temperature except 90 degrees
Virgo:Susan- “You know what Tom I think we’re gonna have to cut back on the pepper; this casserole is TOO spicy!”
Libra:Sharon- Drinks red wine on her patio at 2 pm on a Tuesday
Scorpio:Betty- Only talks about the newest weightless plan and slips broccoli into their kids brownies
Sagittarius: Judy- Watches cooking shows but has never seen salt in person
Capricorn:Deborah- Never shuts up about her famous casserole
Aquarius: Carol- Hangs out with Sharon and shit-talks the other moms
Pisces: Kristy- Got a Roomba and put google eyes on it
Aries:Tried to drink their own pee like Bear Grylls
Taurus: Wore a Furry Suit during hunting season
Gemini:Licked a battery and got electrocuted
Cancer:Ate too much cinnamon during the cinnamon challenge
Leo:Crossed the street w/out looking both ways
Virgo:Forgot to bring a coat on the coldest day of the year
Libra:Looked down a shotgun barrel
Scorpio:Tried to sell drugs and asked “is Pepsi ok?”
Sagittarius: Went to Australia w/out bug spray
Capricorn:Believed in the 5 second rule
Aquarius: Entered a room w/out turning on the lights and got murdered
Pisces:Slipped on a banana peel
Aries: Died in the first hour, probably got caught sitting on the toilet
Taurus: Becomes a Zombie killing god, kills the equivalent of New York
Gemini:Dies of dysentery
Cancer: Becomes the leader of an army, just like a Walking Dead villain
Leo:Claimed an entire Costco for themselves, lives forever
Virgo:Cries in a corner and drinks 13-week old Gatorade
Libra: Survived for 7 months then killed by another human
Scorpio: The first to become infected
Sagittarius: Got bit in the arm so they cut it off and replaced it with a chainsaw
Capricorn:Kills travelers for their stuff
Aquarius: Accidentally steps in a bear trap and dies of blood loss
Pisces: Develops a cure
Aries: The effects of Coca-cola on bones
Taurus: “How the shape of solid matter effects the way light waves reflect” aka the bitch that won first prize every time
Gemini:Baking soda volcano
Cancer: “Does color affect taste??”
Leo:Plant growth but with a predicament
Virgo:What kind of web spiders make on different hallucinogens
Libra: Making a lightbulb work with ‘potato power’
Scorpio:A highly scientific project that their mom clearly did
Sagittarius: A last minute project on what they ate last night
Capricorn: “How do [insert common household pet] react to music?!”
Aquarius: A highly not accurate model of the solar system
Pisces: “HOW MANY TIMES CAN I GET SHOCKED AND SURVIVE??”
Aries: Gef the talking mongoose
Taurus:Skunk ape
Gemini:Batsquatch
Cancer: Yukon Beaver Eater
Leo: The X Monkey
Virgo:Goatman
Libra:Veggieman
Scorpio:Lizardman
Sagittarius:Pongo
Capricorn: Czechoslovakian Dong Wrangler
Aquarius:Mothman
Pisces:Spingheel Jack
Aries:Shiny lip gloss
Taurus: Spiked/studded belts
Gemini:Bedazzled Jeans
Cancer:Butterfly clips
Leo: Silly bandz
Virgo: Side bangs
Libra:Sweatpants with the words “JUICY” on the butt
Scorpio:Tamagotchis
Sagittarius:Shutter shades
Capricorn: Razor scooters
Aquarius: Bleached hair + bronzed skin
Pisces:Heelys
The leader, does 90% of the work and is still salty that they’ll get the same grade as the other members: Aries, Gemini, Capricorn, Libra
Snack guy, forgot to to the group work but never forgot to bring the dollar store snack bags: Taurus, Virgo
The trier, really did try to do the work but they either did it so bad that the leader had to take over or it was just really minimal: Pisces, Cancer, Leo
Freeloader, did nothing but eat snack guys snacks, the only time they took it seriously was when it was due and even then they sucked: Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius
Aries: cheese omelets w/ cheese on top served with cheese slices
Taurus: bagel with cream cheese
Gemini:tries to eat Trix but the fuckin bunny keeps snatching the bowl
Cancer:whatever Capricorn made
Leo:extra T H I C C slices of cake
Virgo:strawberries and whip cream
Libra:cereal but they pour the milk first
Scorpio: souls of the damned
Sagittarius:whatever they can grab the fastest
Capricorn: its hard to eat breakfast when Cancer keeps stealing it
Aquarius:Chinese takeout
Pisces: dinner for breakfast to balance out the breakfast for dinner
Aries:The Stoner- red eyes, long straight hair, lots of surfer slang, permedent cloud of smoke whenever they enter a room to allow viewers at home to know that they were infact smoking the devils cabbage
Taurus: The Nerd to Pretty girl- picked on by cheerleaders pre-makeover, turns out to be prettier than cheerleaders, claims to teach ‘beauty on the inside’ rule but does the opposite bc not everyone can just get a complete makeover and look effortlessly amazing
Gemini:The Hacker- Only ever eats pizza, says ‘once I get through this firewall’ a lot more than nessesary, glasses, never turns on bedroom light
Cancer:The Class Clown- wears sunglasses inside, legs kicked up on desk, perpetual shit-eating grin
Leo:The Sexually Frustrated Virgin- 99% of the time male, estranged cousin of the Nerd, secret collection of naughty pictures, has personally drilled 4 of the 5 holes in the ladies lockerroom wall
Virgo:The Jock- buff, strong, and meatheaded, bullies the outsiders, enjoys throwing football in areas where football should not be thrown
Libra:The Snacker- backpack full of snacks, always asking for a pencil, does work between chip crunches
Scorpio:The Emo/Goth- Sacrifices goats in their free time, black eyeliner is never smudged, likes to say ‘ugh’
Sagittarius:The Prep Boy(s)- total chad, “my father will hear about this!”, shorts in every color of the rainbow, calls friends ‘broskis’, “no homo tho”
Capricorn:The Nerd- thick glasses, picked on by Jock, in love with (perfect popular student), 4.3 GPA, “according to my research..”
Aquarius:The Cheerleader- Blond™, dating Jock, followed by 2 or more goons (with one being a minority for ‘racial diversity’), short and suggestive clothing
Pisces:The Outcast- Just moved from a) fucking no where or b) highly populated area, cares about social status, most basic and sterotypical teenager ever, bullied, average or above average grades
Aries:space, grizzly bears, hair ties, unrequited affection, baking
Taurus:gardening, vine, ballet, eye-contact, early august
Gemini: crystal pepsi, high tops, circle glasses, high school auditoriums
Cancer:bubbles, laughing, golden hour, tea, chocolate, old cars
Leo:hair dye, dr. pepper, the color red, sketching, bass guitar
Virgo:middle school, comfy jackets, very organized binders, horses, ambition
Libra: skateboards, flash photos at night, hoodies, finding out someone you know likes an artist that you like too, cotton candy ice cream
Scorpio: k-pop, teaching, insecurity, BIG smiles, enthusiasm, spanglish
Sagittarius:instagram, art museums, homemade jewelry, golden retrievers, face masks, distance
Capricorn:cheerful attitudes, 80s movies, musical theater, bluntness, immature but endearing sense of humor
Aquarius: photoshop, travel, unrealized potential, the beach on an overcast day, favorite songs you forgot about, hanging out from 6 til 11 pm
Pisces: confidence, asking the wrong questions, being passionate about what you do, black suits, pie
Aries:Mokele-Mbembe
Taurus:Gambo
Gemini:Trunko
Cancer:Mongolian Death Worm
Leo: Nandi Bear
Virgo:Jersey Devil
Libra:Dobhar-chú
Scorpio:Mothman
Sagittarius:Bunyip
Capricorn:Loveland Frog
Aquarius:Qupqugiaq
Pisces:Snallygaster
Aries: Killed a wasp by drowing it and felt so guilty they cried for 10 minutes
Taurus: Killed someone for a Klondike bar
Gemini:The poor sap that asked for pepsi at a coke deal and found himself at the wrong end of a knife
Cancer:The only thing murdered here was their innocence
Leo: Fell victim to the ruthless Man Door Hand Hook Car door
Virgo: Stealthy ninja, suffocating victims in their sleep
Libra:Went inside the wrong uber after happy hour. Alcohol kills, kids.
Scorpio:Poisoned the waterhole
Sagittarius: Tried to stab someone, saw blood and freaked out
Capricorn: “what are ya gonna do, stab me?” *stabbed*
Aquarius: Was mugging someone but the gun jammed, looked down the barrel and kaboom
Pisces: A vengeful vigilante who kills wrongdoers with a sick ass weapon in the dead of night
Aries:Every main character that suffers Major Tragedy™ yet stil remains hopeful and jolly
Taurus: “Hi im just an ordinary typical relatable High School student with no real points of interests until [plot development] happens and now suddenly im the most important person within a 100 mile radius”
Gemini:Making sure to scream the overly long and weirdly specific name of the attack you plan on using before using it
Cancer: The titty bounce physics that makes every oversized pair of tatas jiggle from running to just breathing
Leo: *character says sometime mildly suprising or reaction worthy* *other characters stop dead in their tracks, body posture like theyve been struck with lightning, and faces drawn exagerated and warped*
Virgo: The tsundere whose only real role is to love the main character
Libra: Stopping mid intense moment to tell an entire backstory regardless of any type of logic
Scorpio: The beach/water episode that finally lets the animators draw their creations half naked and rake in that sweet sweet revenue
Sagittarius: The appetite and metabolism of the main or side character that allows them to eat overly large portions without gaining weight
Capricorn: The signature anime grunt that no real living person can accomplish naturally with day to day life
Aquarius: The Nosebleed™ that every fertile male character recieves when a female has tits
Pisces: Obviously losing a fight, like being basically dead, but getting back up one more time to unleash their True Power™ and winning
Aries: Cries too easily
Taurus:Forgives people they shouldn’t forgive
Gemini: Tends to think with emotions over logic
Cancer:Has issues with memory
Leo:Compares themselves to others more than they should
Virgo:Cant take criticism
Libra:Puts other peoples wants over their own needs
Scorpio:Doesn’t know how to express emotion in a healthy way
Sagittarius: Their anger gets the best of them
Capricorn: Overthinks most situations
Aquarius:Doesn’t care as much as they should
Pisces:No self control/impulsive
Aries: Outside running around and feeling the raindrops on their face
Taurus: Inside napping with a big comfy blanket wrapped around them
Gemini: Lying under a tree, reading a book and enjoying the rain
Cancer: Looking out of the window and remembering past events
Leo: Trying to tame their hair, which is very frizzy from the rain
Virgo: Curled up in an armchair, reading a good book
Libra: Texting their hos and trying on new outfits so they can make plans for the next day
Scorpio: Smoking a cigarette and watching the shadows the lightning makes on their curtains
Sagittarius: Listening to the rolls of thunder and singing songs from “The Lion King”
Capricorn: Trying to get some work done but can’t; ends up surfing Tumblr instead
Aquarius: Holed up in their room, making as much artwork as possible; the rain fuels their creative juices
Pisces: Lying on the floor, listening to the sounds of the rain, and daydreaming
-Deja
Aries: Loads their bb gun with rock salt and pretends to be a Hunter; shoots spirits like a badass and thinks that they are everyone’s hero; after Sagittarius actually gets rid of all the spirits and really saves everyone; they decide to go help Virgo since they’ll believe that Aries was the real hero
Taurus: Took a nap in one of the hospital beds when they first arrived; they don’t believe in haunted hospitals and they just wanted the dare to be over with already; ends up sleeping through the entire haunting and doesn’t believe the others when they recap what happened; not sure whether to call the police about Gemini’s murder since they don’t know which of their friends did it
Gemini: Making fun of the possibility of ghosts and pranking everyone in the group so that they all get scared; collapses on the floor and everyone thinks that they are faking it; Virgo touches them and finds real blood gushing out of their back; the haunting has begun and everyone panics
Cancer: Has intensified connections with the spirits and actually feels their anger and confusion; some of them not even realizing that they are dead; torn between running away from it all and trying to help them get to the other side; becomes a psychic medium after the experience
Leo: Not ready to die; running around the hospital with syringes and scalpels in their hands and screaming at the top of their lungs, thinking that it would help them against the spirits; ends up getting tossed against a wall by a spiteful spirit and losing their useless weapons
Virgo: White as a sheet (except for their hands which are covered in Gemini’s blood); is too anxious to think of anything, ends up holing themselves up inside one of the bathrooms and fainting on the floor; when they come to again, Aries is helping them walk outside and the haunting is over
Libra: Completely freaked out the moment they see Gemini on the floor; they don’t believe in irrational things like ghosts, so there must be a logical explanation like a killer on the loose; as soon as the first apparition appears, they take off screaming at the top of their lungs
Scorpio: Powerful enough to get the ghosts to stop throwing things around the room and listen to them; uses a spell that they heard Bobby use one time on Supernatural (they of course looked it up after the episode and found that it was a real spell); binds one of the ghosts in place and makes him answer the burning questions that they have been dying to know
Sagittarius: Has watched Supernatural enough times to know what they need to do to get everyone out safe; finds salt in the kitchen and already had lighter fluid on them (don’t ask); follows Aquarius and Pisces and salts and burns all of the bones; Aquarius and Pisces are close to tears when they see the ghosts catch on fire and disappear
Capricorn: Got crept up on by a little girl’s ghost that walked right through them; acquired a migraine that won’t go away; walking around with an iron stethoscope they found in one of the doctor’s offices so that they can whoosh away any ghosts that come near them; after all, it usually works for Sam and Dean
Aquarius: Tries to connect with the angry spirits to ask them why they are haunting the hospital; finds out that the hospital used to be an asylum where patients were unspeakably tortured and experimented on until they died; the humanitarian inside of them hurts for the spirits and promises to make what happened to them known if they let everyone go
Pisces: Helping Aquarius calm the spirits down; asks the spirits to show them the hidden areas where the torture used to take place so that they can find records and take pictures for proof; cries when they end up finding the remains of these people (some of them children) crammed into little crawlspaces
-Deja
Aries: Is on a health and exercise kick, so they end up just hanging around and talking to people without ordering anything
Taurus: Eating chocolate covered croissants and listening to their iPod on shuffle mode
Gemini: Sitting at the counter and making fun of all of the people that can’t sing, while drinking a hot chocolate
Cancer: Ordered a hot chocolate just so they could lick all of the whipped cream off; brought their own canister of whipped cream with them so they can keep adding more as they drink it
Leo: The first one that signed up for karaoke; killing it with the help of all the coffee they drank
Virgo: Curled up in one of the cozy armchairs, sipping tea and reading a good book
Libra: On a date; sharing a plate of cronuts and sipping a latte; keeps smiling and showing off their dimples
Scorpio: Only came because their ex comes here a lot; watches from the shadows during the commotion of karaoke night; expertly slips poison into their drink when they aren’t paying attention
Sagittarius: Slips some whiskey inside their espresso and sits back in one of the armchairs to enjoy the show
Capricorn: Downing double espresso shots like there’s no tomorrow and pounding away furiously at their laptop trying to finish the work they procrastinated on
Aquarius: Sitting at a window table, people watching and daydreaming; by the time they remember that they’re drinking tea, it’s already cold
Pisces: Falls asleep on the vintage couch after having a whipped cream eating contest with Cancer; isn’t seen for three days after
-Deja
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