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First of the Fire Signs, Aries’ temperamental and dynamic nature is heightened. This Zodiac Sign is one of activity, adventure, and interest in just about everything. Much like a flame freshly ignited in a fireplace full of kindling, Aries has plenty of room for growth and expansion. For the same reason, Aries also is associated with a rather innocent and childlike quality.

First of the Earth Signs, Taurusis the most strong and stable. They seek a life full of harmony and happiness. Like the crust of the Earth, Taurus provides a solid foundation. Taurus is warm and nurturing, loving to care for anyone and everyone. They thoroughly enjoy material comforts, especially those with high aesthetic quality.

First of the Air Signs, Geminiis the most flighty. Much like a “dust devil,” this Zodiac Sign spins erratically through life without slowing down, meanwhile, they pick up carry with them anything lucky enough to fall in their path. This Sign also indicates a feeling of incompletion; as Gemini drifts along the wind searching for someone to make them feel complete.

First of the Water Signs, Cancer caring and empathetic nature is heightened. This Zodiac Sign is known for being genuine, compassionate, nurturing, and helpful, along with being reserved and secretive, wary to open up to anyone but those closest to them. Though this Sign is known for being gentle, Cancer can become quite aggressive when they need to defend themselves or those they care about – like a river that spills it’s banks.

As the middle Fire Sign, Leo enjoys being in the center - center of attention and center stage, to be specific. This Zodiac Sign is like fire at its peak; strong and steadily sharing its warmth and light. Leo is dependable, and grandiose, with a knack for making their presence known. With such a regal nature, Leo can comfortably command a crowd.

As the middle Earth Sign, Virgo is like the Middle of the Earth – not on one side, or the other; not too soft or too rigid, too hot or too cold. This Zodiac Sign is stable, observing, analytical, and helpful – Virgo carefully observes those around them, stepping in precisely when help is needed. Virgo isn’t as materialistic than the other Earth Signs; instead, this Sign often becomes rather fixated on taking comfort in order and organization.

As the middle Air Sign, Libra’s air is steady and reliable – much like the vital air we breathe.  Libra seeks harmony, balance, and peace. They thrive on relationships – romance is as vital to Libra as oxygen is. Libra provides for loved ones like air provides for humanity.

As the middle Water Sign, Scorpio enjoys observing those around them. Like a raging river, Scorpio is both intense and powerful. Rivers shape and control the environment in which they exist. Similarly, Scorpio’s tend to control both themselves and their environment. Fully equipped with an equally intuitive and cunning nature, Scorpio has a knack for  revealing secrets.

As the last of the Fire Signs, Sagittarius is the bottom of the fire – the unknown part, the mysterious part. Sagittarius is philosophical. Fire’s creative and idealistic nature is especially strong in this Zodiac Sign. Sagittarius is the most gentle of the Fire Signs, symbolic of fire slowly nearing its end.

As the last of the Earth Signs, Capricorn is much like the lowest part of the Earth – the part that is shrouded in mystery, mostly unable to be studied, and composed by various minerals and elements. Capricorn enjoys materialistic possessions and public status. This Zodiac Sign is logical, realistic, stable, and steady. Capricorn values their social standing and will often fight to preserve it.

As the last of the Air Signs, Aquarius symbolizes the jet steam that flows high above our humanly forms. This distance allows them to observe those around them in their mission to achieve originality and progress. Aquarius can be unpredictable and erratic, but also are known for their advanced thinking.

As the last of the Water Signs, Pisces is highly philosophical and spiritual. Much like a small creek that changes directions by even the most gentle of environmental factors. This Zodiac Sign is mystical, calm, and have lovely charm – like the creek that artists venture to for inspiration to paint their canvas. Pisces value beauty in their lives, both physical art and beautiful personalities.

astraltwelve:

Aries:

“You talking to me? You talking to me?”

Taurus:

“There’s no place like home.”

Gemini:

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

Cancer:

“When Life throws you lemon, make lemonade!”

Leo:

“You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?”

Virgo:

“I need that like I need a hole in the head.”

Libra:

“It is what it is.”

Scorpio:

“That’s what she said.”

Sagittarius:

“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”

Capricorn:

“Working hard, or hardly working?”

Aquarius:

“Live long and prosper.”

Pisces:

“All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream.”

astraltwelve:

Aries: Kida Nedakh (Atlantis)

Taurus: Pongo (101 Dalmatians)

Gemini: Baloo (The Jungle Book)

Cancer: The Emperor of China (Mulan)

Leo: Rafiki (The Lion King)

Virgo: Mrs. Potts (Beauty and the Beast)

Libra: Flower (Bambi)

Scorpio: Clopin (The Hunchback of Notre Damn)

Sagittarius: O'Malley (The Aristocats)

Capricorn: Archimedes (The Sword in the Stone)

Aquarius: Jane (Tarzan)

Pisces: Ichabod Crane (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)

astraltwelve:

What Aries Want You To Know:

Being aggressive, mean, or overly dominating is almost never the Ram’s intention. Aries know what they want, and how to get it - sometimes so caught up in the race to the finish line that they forget to watch where they’re going, and can bump into other people in the track.

Similarly, Aries tend to have a protective nature to them, and want to take care of their loved ones. This may cause them to be a bit over-bearing, but they usually have the best intentions, and truly care about their friends and loved ones.

What Aries Don’t Want You To Know:

Aries are actually really fragile on the inside. They hate to be scolded because they want people around them to love them and see them shine. It hurts when they’re mocked, or anything else along those lines. Anger is just a natural way to respond, and Aries don’t hold that back! Aries are pretty close to their instincts and anger is just a natural way to survive. So why fight it?

Aries act confident, and like they know what they’re doing. Most of the time, they don’t. They believe the phrase “fake it until you make it” and use their confidence as a tool to maneuver through their life.

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Testing the Waters

I used to run a lil online store where I would sell reports and stuff (like id your dominant planets, elements, houses, etc).

I’m considering doing that again.

Who would be interested?

Scorpios. Holy shit, Scorpios. Y’all are the most intense, determined, stubborn mother fuckers out there. Taurus are stereotyped for being stubborn, and they are - quietly - but scorpios are on a different level. Hurt their feelings, and they’ll wage a goddamn war and not give up until they’ve won. It’s fucking terrifying and amazing. They literally have an iron will. They actually carry things through to the end. We could argue that they go too far, but there’s no point in arguing with a Scorpio, we know they’re gonna win.

Libra, you beautiful goobers are obsessed with love. Your relationships are either “I’m just here for the companionship” or “wow we had a meet cute we must be soulmates.” Hopeless romantics, without the emotional depth at times. You like the story more than the work and effort. My lil lazy libras. You’ll find your partner. Don’t rush it.

jupiter conjunct north node

-this aspect is often considered a fortunate aspect/position

-because jupiter is the planet of expansion, opportunity and abundance, whereas the north node represents our cosmic destiny and true calling in this life, this aspect can provide an increased sense of purpose for those with it in their natal chart

-people with this aspect may feel like they have a lot to accomplish in this life or may have a more definite sense of what it is they are here on earth to do [however, sometimes this feeling comes to people at a later stage in their life, so don’t stress if you do not feel like you have this understanding yet if you have this aspect]

-it is usually beneficial for people with this aspect to look at which house this aspect takes place in; the themes of this house will point to the area of life the person should strive to align with or work towards improving in order to succeed; if a person takes notice of this, jupiter will usually provide extra energy/abundance/opportunity for this to become a success

-as this aspect is generally seen as a positive aspect to have, it can be a sign that a person with it in their chart may find good fortune later on in their life; in particular, it is common for people with this aspect to find that the second half of their lives are more successful or abundant

-while this aspect can be very optimistic and provide one with a lot of success or abundance, it can also hint at potential over-optimism/over-enthusiasm or things being taken for granted [the house jupiter is in in the natal chart may indicate what this may be] so it is important that people with this aspect do not become overly materialistic, over indulgent or excessive etc and also that they do not simply rely on their past successes or good fortune

-at times, there is a risk that people with this aspect can become/act/seem greedy or selfish; although due to the good nature of this aspect, these traits will likely not have too much of a negative impact on the person themselves [as jupiter represents luck] although this can therefore enable the person to keep acting this way which may be more detrimental for the people around them than the person themselves

-because the nodes represent karma [the north node pointing to karmic destiny, future, and with jupiter; karmic luck etc] people with this aspect will likely experience/achieve even more luck/abundance/success etc if they are generous and positive rather than expectant, overindulgent, selfish etc

-people with this aspect tend to be confident; for many, their potential awareness of their luck or ability to succeed [or simply their mindset that they will succeed] brings them a sense of self-assurance and confidence in their abilities/skills/plans

-there is a risk that people with this aspect may have unrealistic expectations; these may stem from the success of past situations that have led them to believe everything will work out or that they are destined for the best all the time or they may have very high expectations due to their potential confident/self assured personality. while many people with this aspect do definitely have the potential to succeed, it is important that they are always grateful for everything they have/obtain and do not get carried away with super high expectations of life that may leave them feeling frequently unsatisfied when things don’t match up because of their unrealistic views

THE SIGNS + EUPHORIA ¼

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LEXI HOWARD

Aries Sun, Pisces Moon, Aquarius Rising

Being an Aries sun and Pisces moon, Lexi is full of the boundless energy Arians possess, along with the receptive qualities of Pisces moon. However, that’s not all. Being neighboring signs, Aries and Pisces are both alike in multitudes of ways. Passiveness is common, but so is the childlike wonder of Aries- and let’s not forget Pisces’ creativity- hello Bob Ross. Lexi is faced with expectations left and right- submissive, quiet, weird. With an Aquarius rising, Lexi dares to go against those expectations and explore her personality and creative capacity further.


ELLIOT

Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Pisces Rising

Unbothered and humble Elliot takes shit from no one. Elliot cares about his loved ones, but he maintains a “the ends justify the means” mindset that could potentially harm himself and others. With a sensuous Taurus sun, Elliot is all about sensation- how to feel good, when to get good, with who to get good with. His Aquarius moon enables him to detach quickly and be inquisitive when it comes to the best interest of those around him, no matter the circumstances. His Pisces rising paints Elliot as a dreamy character who seeks the other world. Anyway, if not for pleasure, why dig in?


FAYE

Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Taurus Rising

With her style, Faye knows what she likes. Loyal to a fault, Faye likes to broach the unknown and seek the high her environment provides. One to avoid conflict, Faye still instills conflict (although unknowingly..somehow). With two air signs and an earth sign, Faye’s opinions are served as facts in her mindset and she will refuse anything that she deems irrelevant to her goal at that moment. With a Gemini sun, Faye is open to those around her…eating ass for oxys? Alright. With a Libra moon, she approaches those around her openly unless given a reason not to (fuck that manager). Her Taurus rising bestows her a matter-of-fact aura that can get her into entanglements if not managed right.

VENUS SYNASTRY SUMMARIZED

Venus in the:

1ST:walking into a pole while looking at them, play wrestling to full on WWE matches

2ND: crypto bf/gf & astrology/bookstagram bf/gf and monthly spa trips. Movie and dinner…at home. “Is that my shirt??”

3RD:staying on the phone till 10AM, “oh fuck”. Golden retrievers with unlimited messaging & data

4TH: initials in the bio and buying rings for Valentine’s Day. Family friends with benefits…shared recipes.

5TH:proposal pranks in restaurants. One is the Parent at times. Leashed backpacks and weird inside jokes…finishing each other’s sentences

6TH:Hubby/Wifey activity under bf/gf status…Type to wash your dishes if they see them in a sink. Melania slapping Trump’s hand away

7TH:(almost) codependent old married couple that is the equivalent of Nabokov & his letters to Vera

8TH:Mr. & Mrs. Smith with tantric sex and old money & private IG accts

9TH:Chris McCandless adventures and flirtatious best friends that like each other’s company more. Think favorite person at a function

10TH:mentor relationship; one has the connections, other has the image. Christian and Christine Grey with coordinating outfits

11TH:friendzone vibe but Venus is painting House person and likes to be alone with House. Phoebe Buffay(House) in a relationship with Steven Hyde(Venus). House is Venus’ diary. Cyberstalking and unique slides in the DMs

12TH:Ariel but Ariel is stalking Eric and Eric is distracted by a butterfly (think “is this a ___?” meme) and likes Ariel but he gets distracted. Ariel is staring at him and he’s just. Distracted. “WHERE ARE YOU??” texts from Venus unanswered cause House is asleep. Ursula is Ariel’s “””dArK siDe”””

Tortured artist vibes from the signs

Aries running through a storm, their friends roll their eyes and think Aries does it for the dramatic effect, but actually they do it to finally feel something, feel a lot, feel everything all at once again. Also, cutting off their ear (or other not-so-great coping mechanisms) because they cannot deal with their own mind telling them lies.

Taurus sitting on a swing set in the backyard of their grandparents, head upside down, looking at the clouds and at the upside-down meadow until they get dizzy. Taking forever on creative block, but then sitting down and finishing an amazing painting in one single 5-hour-session.

Gemini sucking on a pink lollipop and accidentally cutting their tongue on it, then sucking on their tongue. Assembling old figurines they found at antique flea markets. Walking around in an extravagant nightgown (or craving doing that, but they don’t own the appropriate nightgown for afternoon promenades around the house).

Cancer crying in the bathtub (if they don’t do it often enough, they will realize that they actually enjoy a good cry from time to time and that they miss it quite much to let go like that). Making inappropriate jokes about murder stories, especially about true crime. Finding inspiration in many things but not trusting their gut, because they think they want to be someone else, so they don’t trust their own ideas even though those are so good.

Leo sitting in their perfectly decorated bedroom at their absolutely not tidy desk that shows the things Leo is passionate about in a very open, kind of in-your-face way. Writing bad poems and good lyrics to songs, but only being able to do good art as long as the passion that tortures them, fuels them.

Virgo feeling torn between a simple life in a cottage doing botanical illustrations, getting cooked for by their perfect fae wife, and dancing in fairy rings to eery harp music but kind of feeling alone out there and just not knowing if it’s enough.

Libra thinking about joining a cult just for sociology research reasons. Thinking they are rational and reasonable all their life, until a lover with a bad influence sweeps them off their feet and makes them question everything they think they knew. Getting a taste for the new, the unknown, the forbidden. Can be dangerous.

Scorpio regularely thinking about trying magic mushrooms but then they just end up staying up late and turning on music and looking at themselves, naked, in the mirror, half of the night, contemplating between “I am a goddess, I am a diva” and “I am worth nothing, my soul is too dark for this world”.

Sagittarius dancing slowly in the sunset light and feeling like everyone around is watching them (which they are absolutely doing). Feeling misunderstood while having lots of people ask every day how they are, but they still don’t feel like anyone could possibly bear with the truth. Believing in a god or an entity from above, but also unleashing them on their enemies with kind of a chaotic energy.

Capricorn dark circles under their eyes, they stand up early, go outside with a cup of tea, stand in the frosty grass and kind of enjoy the cold creeping up their legs. They find inspiration in sounds, in scents, in colors. No one appreciates their art in a way they think appropriate, although still, everyone appreciates it, and not every artist can say that about themselves.

Aquarius showing their frustration or lack of inspiration in an unusual way, Aquarius send all of their action and passion into being lovers. Sometimes lovely and romantic and almost perfect, sometimes tragic and melancholic and with torn-apart hearts, they try to hold onto the people that make them feel the hardest, to get themselves to draw new inspiration from every meet-up, every heartbreak, every new kiss.

Pisces painting on their own legs with watercolor, dreaming about being far away, or back home, or with someone they miss. Quietly breaking inside when they feel like they’re not giving enough. Producing beautiful, meaningful artwork but not being able to see the worth of it themselves. Feeling a shimmer of hope on every new morning though.

My Astrology Blog Introduction

Heyy guys, I just wanted to write an intro post to let you know that I am new to the blogging world. This is my first astrology blog and I’m hoping everything will go well. Astrology has been a hobby of mine for years and I strive to better my knowledge in it everyday, as well as teach and educate others what I’ve learned.

I have already posted some stuff already, just to get this blog started. I will hopefully be posting a part 3 on the moon sign descriptions soon, which will cover Cancer moon, Libra moon, Sagittarius moon and Capricorn moon. All of my moon sign descriptions are written from all the knowledge I’ve gained from the moon signs over the years, especially real life experience with the signs. Just bear in mind that you should always look at your full astrology chart in order to see if there’s anything that might be blocking or diluting the expression of your moon, especially if you don’t relate.

The quality of my posts should improve over time. Everything I post will be as relatable as possible. If you’d like to give me feedback or advice on how I could improve, that would be great.

I’m excited to be writing for you guys.

Hope you enjoy :-)

- astrobabyx

astrowithkaro:

I’ll shortly describe and compare the characteristics of your zodiac sign to a certain type of drug - this post is a little more generalized than my others for the sake of making it easier to compare. This is purely for entertainment purposes only and is not an accurate representation of drug use, nor do I condone to any sort of drug use. Don’t be tempted!!

Do not copy, plagiarize or reword my posts, thank you! Give full credits if reposted - Karo

ꪖ᥅꠸ꫀᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Crystal meth because you’re all over the place followed by the anger issues lol. The same way it can be ingested in a plethora type of ways reflects how the Aries sign can not only be spontaneous but also adaptable to everything and everyone. Meth affects the central nervous system which is also the ruler of Aries since Aries rules the head and brain. This drug can cause severe psychological issues, just like Arie- JK lol. Typical for both the sign and the drug is energetic, quick and rash effects which gives you a huge rush that gets you hooked instantly. But with time, the same way you get to know an Aries on a more personal level, you will feel stimulated with just the right amount of pleasure…. and hell. Even during hard times where the individual is absent, you will miss them like crazy. Once you crack, you never go back <3.


ꪻꪖꪊ᥅ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Ecstasy because you get all the feels and molly is known as the drug of deep feelings and closeness to others. You are sensual and feel a strong sense of love for everything around you. This sign is capable of getting you in and out of both love-worthy and destructive situations. Being with this sign similarly to the drug will touch the deepest part of your mind and stimulate you in places you never thought could be spiritually touched. They’ll make you see things beyond your own perspective and see the light in even the darkest of individuals. It takes a lot for a Taurus to give up on you. This sign is able to nurture your inner child, just like the drug which can bring it out. The same way molly makes your body relaxed and sensitize you to empathy, you’ll feel the same enlightment being with a providing Taurus. You will never forget the part of you that Taurus could bring out and they will always have a special place in your heart.


ᧁꫀꪑ꠸ꪀ꠸ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Salvia because you’re indecisive, giggly and have a deep sense of love. Salvia tends to affect a person’s thinking and choices, similar to Gemini’s ruler Mercury. Easily obtainable, Geminis are very open people who are curious about life and perhaps even the spiritual realms. Their highs can easily put you in a better mood and relaxation. Their playfulness can make you laugh uncontrollably, be talkative, recollect your memory and bring out the inner child in you. In terms of love they’ll provide an out-of-body experience, although can quickly turn dark and give an overall sense of detachment or disconnection from one’s self and the environment which makes you vigilant. You will always remember the experience you had with geminis and they will never disappoint - unless you yourself lack coordination in life.


ᥴꪖꪀᥴꫀ᥅ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

LSD because you’re loving and playful but gentle enough for the spiritual realm that follows. These sensory hallucinations can be accompanied by rapid and intense emotional swings, just like the cancer who can be unpredictable at times. LSD enhances the emotional empathy but impairs the ability to recognize fear, similar to Cancer. On the other hand, they have therapeutic potential and increase feelings of interconnectivity just like the Cancer. They have a very strong gut-feeling, similarly how the drug can produce crossover senses such as synesthesia. The love accompanied by these individuals will alter your sense of self and sense of time. When creating a deeper bond - it will reward you with euphoria. Regarding your experience with them, you’ll be much more aware of yourself and the depth of others’ emotions. It’s something you definitely need to get behind at least once in your lifetime.


ꪶꫀꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Cocaine because you’re on top of the world and always in the center of attention. You’re able to create a very powerful aura around you that other people can instantly sense. They will make you feel happy, confident, excited and on top of your game. These people similar to the drug will at times make you so confident that you do things you wouldn’t normally do (which might be risky). Cocaine can also increase your sexual desires too, but we already knew Leos have high sex appeal ;) Being in love with these individuals will make you feel so alive, similar to the drug. They’ll make your heart beat faster and raise your body temperature. If you’re prone to staying closed off to the world - leos will help you be chattier, more animated and hungry for adventure. Their drive and high consciousness will make the experience unforgettable and is something you’ll take with you forever.


ꪜ꠸᥅ᧁꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Adderall because you’re always hyper focused and straight to the point. These individuals similarly to the drug will improve your focus and reduce impulsivity by increasing dopamine and norepinephrine levels in the brain. Virgos will decrease your feelings of nervousness and restlessness around them - making them great partners who give plenty of support. They will elevate your mood by stimulating just the right senses as well as allowing you control over situations that you otherwise view as stressful. This property makes them highly addictive since power can be deeply rooted in egoism - which is something to watch out for because it can easily be abused, just like the drug. You will always remember them for their experimentalism and quiet power - which is addicting ;)


ꪶ꠸᥇᥅ꪖ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Cannabis because you’re longing for balance. You can either be calm like the effects of CBD or energetic like the effects of THC. Getting high is really about being able to have different perspectives and seeing things differently than a sober mind would, I think Libras fit this narrative very well since they seek a calm and relaxing environment. Libras are diplomatic, versatile and easy-going people, cannabis fits the low-maintenance and low-risk category which really makes it accessible to lots of different types of people. Your experience with Libras will almost always be dependable on how you approach them, but you’ll always be impressed by their ability to adapt to situations no matter what.


ᦓᥴꪮ᥅ρ꠸ꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Heroin because you’re intense and addictive as well as very substance and taboo oriented which is a big theme for the narcotic itself. The drug gives very much all-or-nothing vibes, similarly in relationships with Scorpios the dynamic of ride-or-die is prominent. One dose of you and you’ll have anyone addicted. Scorpios are very tolerant, seducing and emotionally stimulating - which makes them dependable just like the drug itself. It’s hard to underestimate this sign due to their naturally intense nature. Scorpios being the sign most prone to extremities, I find heroin to be the most fitting drug for this sign. The intense rush of good feelings following by distorted feeling of pain and pleasure will make anyone feel drowsy. They are not for everyone but will definitely give you an out-of-the-box experience that will be hard to forget.


ᦓꪖᧁ꠸ꪻꪻꪖ᥅꠸ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

PCP because you’re free and full of energy. Not to mention that you’re perfect to mix and experiment with other substances which is fitting because you get along greatly with anybody in your life! This drug tends to alter your sensory perception, mood and thought pattern - similar to Sag themselves who have a very vivid imagination. This drug also rules learning and memory functions which fits sag since their ruling planet is Jupiter - planet of exploration and good fortune. On the other hand, in doses too high, can cause numbness and distortion which are prominent themes you’ll receive from a sag if you ever happen to disappoint them. In regards to love and relationships this sign will provide a sense of strength and invulnerability. Thinking back on a sag will make you miss their spontaneity and fearlessness.


ᥴꪖρ᥅꠸ᥴꪮ᥅ꪀ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Ritalin because you’re focused and a perfectionist at heart. This drug makes you calm and attentive while also reaching euphoric highs which perfectly describes Capricorn and its emotional needs. This drug is often misused in high paying jobs and elite universities by making it making it easier to pay attention and stay alert. This reflects Capricorn’s ambitions and need for substantial success. They are extremely talented and will most likely always meet your standards. Similar to the drug, Capricorns can sweep you off your feet and make you dependent on them quickly. They are very expansive and generous with their love for you and the ritalin’s formality reflects that aspect quite well.


ꪖꪇꪊꪖ᥅꠸ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Magic mushrooms because you’re chaotic and quirky lol. Shrooms are like nothing else in this world and helps you feel like a child again in this boring world which fits Aquarians perfectly because they find interest in the abstract patterns of life. Your freedom and enlightenment is expressed in unconventional ways, just the same way shrooms can be slightly overwhelming for frivolous people. I find that Aquarius ruling planet Uranus reflects shrooms quite well because Uranus is known as the “awakener” since its aspects and transits bring sudden changes and shocks. So can shrooms in the sense that you can go through a spiritual awakening, but that can quickly go dark and you could potentially experience ego death. This because Aquarians are the impostors for egoism (apart from Leos) coming from an elevated perspective.


ρ꠸ᦓᥴꫀᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Valium because you’re calm and a downer but still get that buzz that you give off to other people. The drug provides instant relief from anxiety, similarly to Pisceans softness. Being embraced by a Piscean’s energy will soothe your anxiety and tension, they are highly spiritual beings and have the ability to beautify any room and soul. Pisceans tend to deal with stress relatively well compared to the other signs, similarly to the sedating effects of valium. On the other hand, valium users tend to be a little bit addicted to melancholy. They want to feel things intensely and there is a poignant side to sorrow that Pisces actually find pleasurable. Therefore Pisces tends to attract individuals who are vulnerable, needy and dependent.

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I’ll shortly describe and compare the characteristics of your zodiac sign to a certain type of drug - this post is a little more generalized than my others for the sake of making it easier to compare. This is purely for entertainment purposes only and is not an accurate representation of drug use, nor do I condone to any sort of drug use. Don’t be tempted!!

Do not copy, plagiarize or reword my posts, thank you! Give full credits if reposted - Karo

ꪖ᥅꠸ꫀᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Crystal meth because you’re all over the place followed by the anger issues lol. The same way it can be ingested in a plethora type of ways reflects how the Aries sign can not only be spontaneous but also adaptable to everything and everyone. Meth affects the central nervous system which is also the ruler of Aries since Aries rules the head and brain. This drug can cause severe psychological issues, just like Arie- JK lol. Typical for both the sign and the drug is energetic, quick and rash effects which gives you a huge rush that gets you hooked instantly. But with time, the same way you get to know an Aries on a more personal level, you will feel stimulated with just the right amount of pleasure…. and hell. Even during hard times where the individual is absent, you will miss them like crazy. Once you crack, you never go back <3.


ꪻꪖꪊ᥅ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Ecstasy because you get all the feels and molly is known as the drug of deep feelings and closeness to others. You are sensual and feel a strong sense of love for everything around you. This sign is capable of getting you in and out of both love-worthy and destructive situations. Being with this sign similarly to the drug will touch the deepest part of your mind and stimulate you in places you never thought could be spiritually touched. They’ll make you see things beyond your own perspective and see the light in even the darkest of individuals. It takes a lot for a Taurus to give up on you. This sign is able to nurture your inner child, just like the drug which can bring it out. The same way molly makes your body relaxed and sensitize you to empathy, you’ll feel the same enlightment being with a providing Taurus. You will never forget the part of you that Taurus could bring out and they will always have a special place in your heart.


ᧁꫀꪑ꠸ꪀ꠸ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Salviabecause you’re indecisive, giggly and have a deep sense of love. Salvia tends to affect a person’s thinking and choices, similar to Gemini’s ruler Mercury. Easily obtainable, Geminis are very open people who are curious about life and perhaps even the spiritual realms. Their highs can easily put you in a better mood and relaxation. Their playfulness can make you laugh uncontrollably, be talkative, recollect your memory and bring out the inner child in you. In terms of love they’ll provide an out-of-body experience, although can quickly turn dark and give an overall sense of detachment or disconnection from one’s self and the environment which makes you vigilant. You will always remember the experience you had with geminis and they will never disappoint - unless you yourself lack coordination in life.


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LSD because you’re loving and playful but gentle enough for the spiritual realm that follows. These sensory hallucinations can be accompanied by rapid and intense emotional swings, just like the cancer who can be unpredictable at times. LSD enhances the emotional empathy but impairs the ability to recognize fear, similar to Cancer. On the other hand, they have therapeutic potential and increase feelings of interconnectivity just like the Cancer. They have a very strong gut-feeling, similarly how the drug can produce crossover senses such as synesthesia. The love accompanied by these individuals will alter your sense of self and sense of time. When creating a deeper bond - it will reward you with euphoria. Regarding your experience with them, you’ll be much more aware of yourself and the depth of others’ emotions. It’s something you definitely need to get behind at least once in your lifetime.


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Cocaine because you’re on top of the world and always in the center of attention. You’re able to create a very powerful aura around you that other people can instantly sense. They will make you feel happy, confident, excited and on top of your game. These people similar to the drug will at times make you so confident that you do things you wouldn’t normally do (which might be risky). Cocaine can also increase your sexual desires too, but we already knew Leos have high sex appeal ;) Being in love with these individuals will make you feel so alive, similar to the drug. They’ll make your heart beat faster and raise your body temperature. If you’re prone to staying closed off to the world - leos will help you be chattier, more animated and hungry for adventure. Their drive and high consciousness will make the experience unforgettable and is something you’ll take with you forever.


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Adderall because you’re always hyper focused and straight to the point. These individuals similarly to the drug will improve your focus and reduce impulsivity by increasing dopamine and norepinephrine levels in the brain. Virgos will decrease your feelings of nervousness and restlessness around them - making them great partners who give plenty of support. They will elevate your mood by stimulating just the right senses as well as allowing you control over situations that you otherwise view as stressful. This property makes them highly addictive since power can be deeply rooted in egoism - which is something to watch out for because it can easily be abused, just like the drug. You will always remember them for their experimentalism and quiet power - which is addicting ;)


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Cannabis because you’re longing for balance. You can either be calm like the effects of CBD or energetic like the effects of THC. Getting high is really about being able to have different perspectives and seeing things differently than a sober mind would, I think Libras fit this narrative very well since they seek a calm and relaxing environment. Libras are diplomatic, versatile and easy-going people, cannabis fits the low-maintenance and low-risk category which really makes it accessible to lots of different types of people. Your experience with Libras will almost always be dependable on how you approach them, but you’ll always be impressed by their ability to adapt to situations no matter what.


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Heroin because you’re intense and addictive as well as very substance and taboo oriented which is a big theme for the narcotic itself. The drug gives very much all-or-nothing vibes, similarly in relationships with Scorpios the dynamic of ride-or-die is prominent. One dose of you and you’ll have anyone addicted. Scorpios are very tolerant, seducing and emotionally stimulating - which makes them dependable just like the drug itself. It’s hard to underestimate this sign due to their naturally intense nature. Scorpios being the sign most prone to extremities, I find heroin to be the most fitting drug for this sign. The intense rush of good feelings following by distorted feeling of pain and pleasure will make anyone feel drowsy. They are not for everyone but will definitely give you an out-of-the-box experience that will be hard to forget.


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PCP because you’re free and full of energy. Not to mention that you’re perfect to mix and experiment with other substances which is fitting because you get along greatly with anybody in your life! This drug tends to alter your sensory perception, mood and thought pattern - similar to Sag themselves who have a very vivid imagination. This drug also rules learning and memory functions which fits sag since their ruling planet is Jupiter - planet of exploration and good fortune. On the other hand, in doses too high, can cause numbness and distortion which are prominent themes you’ll receive from a sag if you ever happen to disappoint them. In regards to love and relationships this sign will provide a sense of strength and invulnerability. Thinking back on a sag will make you miss their spontaneity and fearlessness.


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Ritalinbecause you’re focused and a perfectionist at heart. This drug makes you calm and attentive while also reaching euphoric highs which perfectly describes Capricorn and its emotional needs. This drug is often misused in high paying jobs and elite universities by making it making it easier to pay attention and stay alert. This reflects Capricorn’s ambitions and need for substantial success. They are extremely talented and will most likely always meet your standards. Similar to the drug, Capricorns can sweep you off your feet and make you dependent on them quickly. They are very expansive and generous with their love for you and the ritalin’s formality reflects that aspect quite well.


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Magic mushrooms because you’re chaotic and quirky lol. Shrooms are like nothing else in this world and helps you feel like a child again in this boring world which fits Aquarians perfectly because they find interest in the abstract patterns of life. Your freedom and enlightenment is expressed in unconventional ways, just the same way shrooms can be slightly overwhelming for frivolous people. I find that Aquarius ruling planet Uranus reflects shrooms quite well because Uranus is known as the “awakener” since its aspects and transits bring sudden changes and shocks. So can shrooms in the sense that you can go through a spiritual awakening, but that can quickly go dark and you could potentially experience ego death. This because Aquarians are the impostors for egoism (apart from Leos) coming from an elevated perspective.


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Valiumbecause you’re calm and a downer but still get that buzz that you give off to other people. The drug provides instant relief from anxiety, similarly to Pisceans softness. Being embraced by a Piscean’s energy will soothe your anxiety and tension, they are highly spiritual beings and have the ability to beautify any room and soul. Pisceans tend to deal with stress relatively well compared to the other signs, similarly to the sedating effects of valium. On the other hand, valium users tend to be a little bit addicted to melancholy. They want to feel things intensely and there is a poignant side to sorrow that Pisces actually find pleasurable. Therefore Pisces tends to attract individuals who are vulnerable, needy and dependent.

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