#canigetanamen

My girl Glomysha Tampico Warmberg is out here trying to figure out what to wear in this crazy heat wave fall not fall, but I want it to be fall, I mean not too much fall because I need to keep this organic tan, so I can look like a sexy all natural gmo free, gluten free, hmo free (cause I ain’t got no health insurance) bumble bee, cause I’m trying to make a statement about how we need to protect our environment and support the endangered honey bee’s on halloween and really show the diversity of what bees can look like and be like in the future if we protect our community and then we can roll into a full blown fall moment and I don’t have to keep mixing my desert storm acacia with my tropical bird of paradise and my autumnal burgundy fringed gerbers to try and make sense of this shit show weather, even though I still look cute… Do you know what I mean? Guuuurl I don’t know what you mean or know what the fuck you talkin bout cause I ain’t tryin to hear that. See, I got a man, but it sounds like you lookin for an excuse to be a hoe and if you ask me (which you didn’t, but of course I’m going to tell you anyway) you should #liveyourbestlife and be a hoe as long as you are doing it on your terms and not letting some nasty ass, crusty ass, basic ass, man in power dictate or define your path to happiness #canigetanamen #canigetaman #hoeforward #popthatpussy #queseloquite #takeitoff #itsfuckinghot #globalwarming #sunnydelight #whathappenedtotheD #itwasdelicious #mothernatureispissed #letmelive #bitchdontkillmyvibe #bitchdontkillme #doyouboo #glutenfree #nogmos #organic #hoganic #gojanet #damnit #youlethimhavit #jamit #jamminontheone #cosbyisaidno #butyousaidyouwereahoe #ughno #itscalledajoke (at Bloom & Plume)

When I tell you SPF 15 and I woke up on the right side of the bed this morning at 4:52 am I am not lying. Oh you wondering who the hell is SPF? That my homegirl Soleesha Paris Ford the 15th #legendary #leganddairy who is serving up some I’m walking on sunshine ohhhh oh on this raggedy plank of reclaimed wood and it feels so good even though I think she’s getting a splinter in her ass, cause she ain’t wearin no panties, but believe you me she always got her sunblock on cause that porcelain peony skin will always stay flawless hun, cause she got to make her money son and it’s Monday, she feels organic and minty fresh, so step to the left if your gonna be stressed cause she’s nothin but #blessed #canigetanamen #lifthimup #liftmeup #lryicsonfleek #dafuck #causeofthemondays #feelinfgood #lookinggood #flawless #peony #porcelainpeony #spf #protectyourself #handsupdontshoot #blacklivesmatter #motivationmonday #turnuptomorrow #bowwowchallenge #poorguy #bye (at Bloom & Plume)