#carl karl

I run investigations on all my employees (Carl, the animals). Not because I’m concerned they’ve been wrong-doing without permission.

I just want to know what’s going on in their lives and using tech savvy stalking devices is easier and more efficient than carrying on a conversation.

Heh heh, remember when @shmirtzendoof made that video in high school of him falling into a toilet. Classic.

shmirtzendoof:

heinz-sight is 2020

wishing you and your nemesis a happy new year! (:

Doof this post is an act of evil in itself.

majorfmonogram:

I know that no one has met my wife, but I promise she exists and it’s just a ploy for me to pretend I have a life outside of OWCA

**NOT. NOT JUST A PLOY. she is very real!

shmirtzendoof:

majorfmonogram:

shmirtzendoof:

nearly threw hands with a 9-year-old girl scout

Doof why don’t you have any real friends

at least my friends aren’t unpaid interns with father issues. talk to the hand, francis!

, Heinz, Carl says that everyone in college has “father issues”. (He referred to them with a different term that I don’t care to repeat.) Not that him and I ARE friends or anything.. Any who, rather that than a bunch of little kids and judgmental evil engineer coworkers that have nothing better to do than have their plans foiled by a bunch of animals.

majorfmonogram:

Now that Perry the Platypus has to social distance from doofenshmirtz, crime is running rampant in the streets. And by rampet, I mean the man is watching soap operas and making me cry through the spy camera I installed in his bathroom.

Carl told me this was “sus”. Folks, I’m not up with the lingo, what does this mean?

majorfmonogram:

majorfmonogram:

Hi fellas, it’s Carl filling in here. I’m currently hiding in one of the secret tunnels. The animals are looking for me. Major Monogram found WAP and—

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It’s- still Carl here. They found me. He’s blasting WAP at full volume and dancing to it.

Folks, he found the photo.

Please help.

majorfmonogram:

Hi fellas, it’s Carl filling in here. I’m currently hiding in one of the secret tunnels. The animals are looking for me. Major Monogram found WAP and—

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It’s- still Carl here. They found me. He’s blasting WAP at full volume and dancing to it.

Hi fellas, it’s Carl filling in here. I’m currently hiding in one of the secret tunnels. The animals are looking for me. Major Monogram found WAP and—

Hajjshwneshehejushwuwuwjsjshsjfurjtnp093!heifi

BahwhensjsjyTshejrieuwgdbskjsnrmekosuwnwjeuehwnzhsjdjdsenrjej Owmwnrbwjeubrjfjfhrhrjsudhe $6283884 &;&&hheuejdjsk

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Someone told me I look like the younger, more rugged version of this fella. I completely agree.

(It was an anon, but I’m 88% sure it was Carl.)

Carl’s been an intern for about 6 years now; I’m kind of concerned. Especially since he’s unpaid.