#owca files

majorfmonogram:

majorfmonogram:

Hi fellas, it’s Carl filling in here. I’m currently hiding in one of the secret tunnels. The animals are looking for me. Major Monogram found WAP and—

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It’s- still Carl here. They found me. He’s blasting WAP at full volume and dancing to it.

Folks, he found the photo.

Please help.

Hi fellas, it’s Carl filling in here. I’m currently hiding in one of the secret tunnels. The animals are looking for me. Major Monogram found WAP and—

Hajjshwneshehejushwuwuwjsjshsjfurjtnp093!heifi

BahwhensjsjyTshejrieuwgdbskjsnrmekosuwnwjeuehwnzhsjdjdsenrjej Owmwnrbwjeubrjfjfhrhrjsudhe $6283884 &;&&hheuejdjsk

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derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

OWCA agents, we got one. ☝︎︎☝︎︎☝︎︎☝︎︎☝︎︎

Their location is secure.

I heard somewhere that you’re supposed to give your employees brea-breaks..? (Carl, did I say that right?)

Is that true?

Been thinking back to my days at

The academy

It’s been a rough couple of lunch breaks, everyone.