#catherine ward
Danny: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat
Cathy: Cat ears
Zack: Every time I think, I take 10 damage
Cathy: And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly
Cathy: Wench, ha! For what reason is thou angry? Because mine own pussy poppeth sev'rely and thine own does not?
Danny: Ma'am we have some information about the aliens!
Cathy: Right! Do the girl ones have titties?
Danny: What?
Cathy: DO THE GIRL ALIENS HAVE TITTIES
Zack: We need to legalize murder right now
Zack: Reblog until murder is legal
Cathy: What’s your plan after it’s legalized?
Zack: Turn your location on and unlock your doors I’m going to come and show you
Cathy: You glue them on
Eddie: Why would you do that?
Zack: Yeah what the fuck?
Cathy: Have you never heard of gluing them on?
Zack: No!
Cathy, as she takes off her fake eyelash: Watch this
Eddie: No I-
Zack: Stop
Eddie: -Gasps-
Zack, shook:
Eddie, also shook: Do you still have eyelashes?
Danny: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bwedding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwdt wittle incision
Cathy: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・`)
Eddie: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!!
Zack: Please. Turn off my fucking life support