Eddie: Some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

Gray: Eddie I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, he eventually may answer.

Eddie: How many times have you died

Danny: Genuinely?

Danny: I think I died once

Danny: I had a surreal out of body experience

Danny: This was nearly a year ago

Danny: It was very frightening

Danny: I have never once felt such a complete and entirely consuming feeling of pure dread

Eddie: No I mean in donkey kong

Rachel: Cishet is when you are cisgender and heterosexual

Rachel: Which is exactly what you are

Eddie: Oh but I don’t like the term cishet :/

Rachel: okay Default Settings

Cathy: You glue them on

Eddie: Why would you do that?

Zack: Yeah what the fuck?

Cathy: Have you never heard of gluing them on?

Zack: No!

Cathy, as she takes off her fake eyelash: Watch this

Eddie: No I-

Zack: Stop

Eddie: -Gasps-

Zack, shook:

Eddie, also shook: Do you still have eyelashes?

Danny: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bwedding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwdt wittle incision

Cathy: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

Eddie: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!!

Zack: Please. Turn off my fucking life support

Let me introduce you to my very new Phase AU.

Enjoy.

Yall thought ur gonna get decent art here???