#daniel dickens
Danny: My mission in life is just to give Rachel nice things
Rachel: buy me amiibo cards
Danny: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat
Cathy: Cat ears
Eddie: How many times have you died
Danny: Genuinely?
Danny: I think I died once
Danny: I had a surreal out of body experience
Danny: This was nearly a year ago
Danny: It was very frightening
Danny: I have never once felt such a complete and entirely consuming feeling of pure dread
Eddie: No I mean in donkey kong
Danny at Zack: Are you mad? Are you angry? Are you seething right now? Do you want to beat me up? would you kiss me
Danny: Ma'am we have some information about the aliens!
Cathy: Right! Do the girl ones have titties?
Danny: What?
Cathy: DO THE GIRL ALIENS HAVE TITTIES
Danny: Now I’m crying. You made me cry.
Zack: Baby…
Danny: Now isn’t the time for pet names!
Zack: No, I’m calling you a baby.
Zack: I’m insulting you.
Zack, to Danny: Alright let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves
Zack: I’m gonna go first, I… hate you
Danny: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bwedding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwdt wittle incision
Cathy: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・`)
Eddie: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!!
Zack: Please. Turn off my fucking life support
Btw
(it’s okay, I love him no matter what, even if he can’t stop losing)
I come back to tumblr and I had 69 notifications
“Are they 12???”
HBD Danny!
Let me introduce you to my very new Phase AU.
Enjoy.
Yall thought ur gonna get decent art here???