#channukah
things that would be different:
-presents - These are a pull in from Christianity. The boys with parents or culturally aware adults are more likely get some small amount of pocket money to gamble with
-the food - Jelly Donuts–sufganiya is a Hebrew term, and they’d be more likely to know them by European names -the Yiddish term is ponchik, German is Berliner, Polish is Paczki Russian is Ponchiki
Latkes would likely be the same, but both they and pontshke (plural for ponchik) would be more likely to be fried in chicken fat (schmaltz) or goose fat, not oil. This also means that the pontshke wouldn’t have custard* and the latkes wouldn’t have sour cream
*it would also break the laws of kashrut to eat it with something cooked in schmaltz aka it wouldn’t be kosher cause mi l k and dairy together are no go’s (Modern sufganiyot is normally fried in vegetable oil to avoid this issue)
things that would be the same:
-Menorahs would still be lit at sunset, either increasing or decreasing one light every night depending on tradition. They’d be more likely to be used for light though rather than purely ritual purposes
-Ma o tzur, though most other Hannukkah songs we know of/can think of are newer
-Dreidl - it is not a stretch to imagine that it was very popular among newsies, who were already known for playing dice
things we’re not sure about:
-i don’t know if they’d be lighting candles or if they’d be sticking wicks in schmaltz or what kind of feel like candles, but we’re not sure which it would be exactly
This post will be added to as we come up with more stuff!
since it’s almost the holiday season, just a PSA: stop drawing jewish people celebrating christmas!
drawing them celebrating hanukah is much more respectful and i promise that it isn’t difficult! you could draw them lighting the menorah, playing dreidel, or even opening their hanukah presents! stay safe everyone, and & happy holidays!
actually, let me elaborate!
if you’re goyische, i would reccomend drawing a menorah that looks like this! this menorah is kosher, because the shamash [central candle] is more offset than the other candles, traditionally being HIGHER or lower. (if you’re jewish - go wild! have fun with your menorahs! once i saw a dinosaur menorah!)
this is a dreidel! dreidel is a game where people usually gamble gelt (chocolate coins) with each other. the dreidel is a spinning top, and depending on if it lands on nun, gimmel, hay, or shin, you can either get or lose gelt!
a quick little reminder from your two mods, these are some easy places to start with!
Thank you to @kamil-a for the first of 2 colouring pages!
Here’s my version, coloured it on my way home last night.
Looking at it now…I think it needs a little more blue. It was so much fun to do, if any of you want to share your coloured in page, please tag me.
Happy Hanukkah!
It’s almost time!
Happy Hanukkah from Slarti!
Hey, happy channukah to all my Jewish Followers!
chag SAMEACH motherfuckers
It is time once again for me to cause channukah related chaos. I just had my roommate (goyische) rank hannukah songs based on a singular listen. Here’s their takeaway
Mi Yimalel won, which was definitely influenced by the bluegrass cover of it we found on YouTube.
Anyway I present this to the Jews of Tumblr for maximum chaos. What songs were scorned? What songs should have been included but weren’t? Why does hannukah only have like 18 catchy songs? The world may never know.
Image Description: a hand drawn bracket of hannukah songs. The songs in the bracket are
Column One:
Light One Candle vs Maoz Tzur
- Light One Candle won
Candlelight vs In My Window
- Candlelight won
Column Two:
Light One Candle vs Ocho Kandelikas
- Ocho Kandelikas won
I Have A Little Dreidel vs Sevivon
- Sevivon won
Can I Interest You In Hannukah vs Miracle
- Miracle Won
Puppy For Hanukkah vs Khanike O Khanike
- Puppy For Hanukkah won
Latke Recipe vs Candlelight
- Latke Recipe won
Al Hanissism vs I Am A Latke
- Al Hanissism won
Hanerot Hallalu vs Happy Hannukah
- Hanerot Hallalu won
Mi Yimalel vs Hannukah In Santa Monica
- Mi Yimalel won
Column Three:
Ocho Kandelikas vs Sevivon
- Ocho Kandelikas won
Miracle vs Puppy For Hanukkah
- Miracle won
Latke Recipe vs Al Hanissism
- Latke Recipe won
Hanerot Hallalu vs Mi Yimalel
- Mi Yimalel won
Column Four:
Ocho Kandelikas vs Miracle
- Ocho Kandelikas won
Latke Recipe vs Mi Yimalel
- Mi Yimalel won
Column Five:
Ocho Kandelikas vs Mi Yimalel
Mi Yimalel won, and thus won the entire bracket.
From dodging your nosy relatives to stuffing gifts in weird places, it can be hard to hide anything during the holidays. And that’s how it felt before you were pregnant. Check out these tips for keeping your biggest secret of the season under wraps :)
1. Opt for that ugly holiday sweater instead of the tight dress. Everybody loves the ugly sweater.
2. Ask for a soda water + lime or cranberry spritzer at the bar. Alternatively, never leave your S.O.’s side and make your partner drink for two!
3. Claim you’re on a cleanse (or preparing for one), trying to keep the holiday LBs off this year. Yep, be that girl.
4. Splurge on a beach vacation to avoid the holiday scene completely. No who/what/when/where/why blitz from Aunt Sue this year! Mwahaha.
5. Stay trendy with a belly-covering midi skirt or grecian wrap dress.
6. Claim designated driver status - someone’s got to put safety first!
7. An oldie but a goodie: Say you’re sick, finishing up antibiotics from an infection or a severe cold.