#chanyeol exo
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Chanyeol: we’ve known each other for a while now and i’ve been thinking that maybe it’s time to take a step forward to our relationship.
Baekhyun: what?
Chanyeol: *kneels down on one knee*
Baekhyun: …
Chanyeol: *pulls out a sticky note* here. my wifi password.
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Chanyeol: did you eat all the sugar powdered donuts?
Baekhyun: *mouth full of food* no…
Chanyeol: then what’s that on your pants?
Baekhyun: that’s cocaine.
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Baekhyun: *tries to slap Chanyeol’s ass as he walks past*
Baekhyun: *misses*
Baekhyun: *trips*
Baekhyun: *falls*
Chanyeol: *tries to catch Baekhyun*
Chanyeol: *overbalances*
Chanyeol: *tries to grab chair to stop his fall*
Chair: *breaks*
Chanyeol: *falls on top of Baekhyun*
Kyungsoo: *watching mournfully from the sidelines* it’s like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance
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Chanyeol: do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Baekhyun: yes, February 14th
Chanyeol: i- nevermind…
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Baekhyun: *walks by Chanyeol*
Chanyeol: fuck you
Baekhyun: *confused* ???
Chanyeol:
Baekhyun: um, fuck you too
Chanyeol: *actually happy* *grins like an idiot*
Sehun: dude, that’s not how it works
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Chanyeol: I LOVE YOU BAEKHYUN! L-O-V-E YOU!
Chen: is he okay?
Chanyeol: LA LA LA LA LOVE YA BAEKHYUN
Baekhyun: he got his wisdom teeth removed earlier
Chanyeol: I AM IN LOVE!
Baekhyun: *sips wine*
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Baekhyun: Chanyeol hurry! There is a spider!!!
Chanyeol: KILL IT!!!
Baekhyun: YOU KILL IT!!!
Chanyeol: *goes over cautiously to kill spider with a shoe*
Spider: *starts running*
Chanyeol: *runs out of the room* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!
Baekhyun: COME BACK!!!
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Baekhyun: we’re just…
Chanyeol: -working
Baekhyun: yes! we were just working… together… independently…
Kyungsoo: so… you two work without your clothes on?
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Baekhyun: bite me!
Chanyeol: where?
Baekhyun: *tiny gasp*
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Baekhyun, opens the door for Chanyeol: coming here at 9 in the morning… what do you want?
Chanyeol, coming in: nothing…
Baekhyun:
Baekhyun: …is that so
Chanyeol: i just wanted to see your face so i came over…
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Suho: appreciate the little things in life
Chanyeol: *hugs Baekhyun*
Baekhyun: seriously?! I’m not that short!
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Chanyeol: *completely serious* i have to get something off my chest
Baekhyun: *with fingers crossed* is it your shirt, i hope it’s your shirt please
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Chanyeol: oh come on, i wasn’t that jealous! that’s ridiculous!
Baekhyun: you yelled at the guy because he asked me if I wanted a drink
Chanyeol: so?
Baekhyun: he was the waiter!
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Interviewer: what’s your ideal soulmate?
Suho: someone nice
Kai: someone shy
Sehun: someone cool
Chanyeol: Baekhyun
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Jongin: you too sleep together?
Chanyeol: no
Baekhyun: no
Jongin: double negative so it’s a yes
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Baekhyun: *dances wildly in front of the fridge*
Chanyeol: i’m just here to get some milk, can you move?
Baekhyun: *poses dramatically* i am moving, just not in a way that is for your benefit!
Chanyeol: *picks Baekhyun up and throws him over his shoulder*
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Chanyeol: hey Baekhyun?
Baekhyun: yeah?
Chanyeol: you got a pretty face there~
Baekhyun: uuh… thanks?
Chanyeol: and some pretty nice lips~
Baekhyun: thank you?
Chanyeol: they would look amazing sucking this-
Suho: POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE BAEKHYUN?
Baekhyun: what… what’s going on?
