#exo ship
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[in court]
Baekhyun: *whispers to lawyer*
lawyer: this has nothing to do with the case
Baekhyun: just ask
lawyer: *sighs and looks at Chanyeol who’s the judge* do you think he’s cute? be honest
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Chanyeol: did you eat all the sugar powdered donuts?
Baekhyun: *mouth full of food* no…
Chanyeol: then what’s that on your pants?
Baekhyun: that’s cocaine.
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Baekhyun: *walks worriedly into hospital room* what happened??? how’d you break your legs?!?
Chanyeol: haha, i guess i was too weak on the knees for you
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Sehun: you’re staring again.
Chanyeol: what??
Sehun: you’re practically drooling.
Chanyeol: *wipes* no, i’m not! Shut up.
Sehun: yeah, you’re right, what would you ever see in Baekhyun.
Chanyeol: WHAT!? Baekhyun is amazing, he’s cute, funny, beautiful-
Sehun: …
Chanyeol: …
Sehun: *snigger*
Chanyeol: i can’t believe i fell for that…
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Baekhyun: [rolls over in bed]
Baekhyun: [whispers to Chanyeol]
Baekhyun: i ate like fifty chicken nuggets today
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Suho: don’t you just love space?
Chanyeol: yeah, personal space
Suho:
Suho: you’re literally cuddling Baekhyun like your life depends on it
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Baekhyun: *tries to slap Chanyeol’s ass as he walks past*
Baekhyun: *misses*
Baekhyun: *trips*
Baekhyun: *falls*
Chanyeol: *tries to catch Baekhyun*
Chanyeol: *overbalances*
Chanyeol: *tries to grab chair to stop his fall*
Chair: *breaks*
Chanyeol: *falls on top of Baekhyun*
Kyungsoo: *watching mournfully from the sidelines* it’s like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance
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Baekhyun: i’m sorry i just sneezed and liked your post
Chanyeol: and commented “damn daddy” on all my pictures
Baekhyun: i have the flu
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Chanyeol: do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Baekhyun: yes, February 14th
Chanyeol: i- nevermind…
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Jongin: i hate you!
Kyungsoo: i hate me more!
Jongin:
Jongin: babe… we’ve talked about this
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Chanyeol: Baekhyun, you’re drunk
Baekhyun, slurring: yer beautiful…
Chanyeol: damn, you’re really drunk
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Baekhyun: *walks by Chanyeol*
Chanyeol: fuck you
Baekhyun: *confused* ???
Chanyeol:
Baekhyun: um, fuck you too
Chanyeol: *actually happy* *grins like an idiot*
Sehun: dude, that’s not how it works
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Suho: if Baekhyun jumped off a cliff, would you?
Chanyeol: *stares into the distance with a blank expression*
Suho: Chanyeol!
Chanyeol: well- er- i mean, it depends
Suho: DON’T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Chanyeol: well i wasn’t planning on it
Suho: but if Baekhyun did it, you would?
Chanyeol: *stares into the distance yet again*
Suho: CHANYEOL!
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Chanyeol: I LOVE YOU BAEKHYUN! L-O-V-E YOU!
Chen: is he okay?
Chanyeol: LA LA LA LA LOVE YA BAEKHYUN
Baekhyun: he got his wisdom teeth removed earlier
Chanyeol: I AM IN LOVE!
Baekhyun: *sips wine*
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Baekhyun: Chanyeol hurry! There is a spider!!!
Chanyeol: KILL IT!!!
Baekhyun: YOU KILL IT!!!
Chanyeol: *goes over cautiously to kill spider with a shoe*
Spider: *starts running*
Chanyeol: *runs out of the room* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!
Baekhyun: COME BACK!!!
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Baekhyun: we’re just…
Chanyeol: -working
Baekhyun: yes! we were just working… together… independently…
Kyungsoo: so… you two work without your clothes on?
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Baekhyun: bite me!
Chanyeol: where?
Baekhyun: *tiny gasp*
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Baekhyun, opens the door for Chanyeol: coming here at 9 in the morning… what do you want?
Chanyeol, coming in: nothing…
Baekhyun:
Baekhyun: …is that so
Chanyeol: i just wanted to see your face so i came over…
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Chanyeol: what time is it?
Kyungsoo: time is a social construct
Chanyeol:
Chanyeol: *turns to Jongin* is he always that weird?
Jongin: no, he’s usually worse
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Suho: appreciate the little things in life
Chanyeol: *hugs Baekhyun*
Baekhyun: seriously?! I’m not that short!
