#incorrect texts
Incorrect Chanbaek
Chanyeol: we’ve known each other for a while now and i’ve been thinking that maybe it’s time to take a step forward to our relationship.
Baekhyun: what?
Chanyeol: *kneels down on one knee*
Baekhyun: …
Chanyeol: *pulls out a sticky note* here. my wifi password.
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: god it’s cold.
Chanyeol: here, take my hoodie, i’m not even that cold.
Baekhyun: thanks, i’ll give it back tomorrow.
[later at home]
Baekhyun, aggressively inhaling in Chanyeol’s hoodie scent while curled up inside it: yeah, i’m not giving this back
Incorrect Kaisoo
[Kyungsoo on a date]
Kyungsoo: So what do you think of Kim Jongin?
Them: I only like him for his abs.
Kyungsoo: *pulls out gun*
Incorrect Chanbaek
[after practice]
Chanyeol: *whispering* Baekhyun kissed me.
Suho: *gasps* Okay… so was he holding you? Or were his hands, like, on your back?
Chanyeol: No, actually first they were… They started on my waist. And then they slid up and then they were on my hair.
Suho: Oh, God!
[in the gym]
Baekhyun: I kissed Chanyeol.
Sehun: Tongue?
Baekhyun: *smirks* Yeah.
Sehun: *smirks* Nice.
Incorrect Kaisoo
Kyungsoo: I want to be like a caterpillar. Sleep a lot. Eat a lot. Wake up beautiful.
Jongin: You know most of them have a lifespan of about a week, right?
Kyungsoo: That’s just another highlight.
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun and Chanyeol: *cuddling on the couch happily*
Sehun: *snuggles in between them* aaah, this is nice
Baekhyun: the fuck
Incorrect Chanbaek
Chanyeol: did you eat all the sugar powdered donuts?
Baekhyun: *mouth full of food* no…
Chanyeol: then what’s that on your pants?
Baekhyun: that’s cocaine.
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: *walks worriedly into hospital room* what happened??? how’d you break your legs?!?
Chanyeol: haha, i guess i was too weak on the knees for you
Incorrect Chanbaek
Sehun: you’re staring again.
Chanyeol: what??
Sehun: you’re practically drooling.
Chanyeol: *wipes* no, i’m not! Shut up.
Sehun: yeah, you’re right, what would you ever see in Baekhyun.
Chanyeol: WHAT!? Baekhyun is amazing, he’s cute, funny, beautiful-
Sehun: …
Chanyeol: …
Sehun: *snigger*
Chanyeol: i can’t believe i fell for that…
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: [rolls over in bed]
Baekhyun: [whispers to Chanyeol]
Baekhyun: i ate like fifty chicken nuggets today
Incorrect Chanbaek
Suho: don’t you just love space?
Chanyeol: yeah, personal space
Suho:
Suho: you’re literally cuddling Baekhyun like your life depends on it
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: *tries to slap Chanyeol’s ass as he walks past*
Baekhyun: *misses*
Baekhyun: *trips*
Baekhyun: *falls*
Chanyeol: *tries to catch Baekhyun*
Chanyeol: *overbalances*
Chanyeol: *tries to grab chair to stop his fall*
Chair: *breaks*
Chanyeol: *falls on top of Baekhyun*
Kyungsoo: *watching mournfully from the sidelines* it’s like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: i’m sorry i just sneezed and liked your post
Chanyeol: and commented “damn daddy” on all my pictures
Baekhyun: i have the flu
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: if i run and leap at Chanyeol, he will most certainly catch me in his arms
Baekhyun: COMING IN! *runs at Chanyeol*
Chanyeol: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!
Chanyeol: *drops coffee on the floor and catches Baekhyun*
Incorrect Chanbaek
Chanyeol: do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Baekhyun: yes, February 14th
Chanyeol: i- nevermind…
Incorrect Kaisoo
Jongin: i hate you!
Kyungsoo: i hate me more!
Jongin:
Jongin: babe… we’ve talked about this
Incorrect Chanbaek
Chanyeol: Baekhyun, you’re drunk
Baekhyun, slurring: yer beautiful…
Chanyeol: damn, you’re really drunk
Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: *walks by Chanyeol*
Chanyeol: fuck you
Baekhyun: *confused* ???
Chanyeol:
Baekhyun: um, fuck you too
Chanyeol: *actually happy* *grins like an idiot*
Sehun: dude, that’s not how it works
Incorrect EXO
Baekhyun and Kyungsoo: [screaming]
Suho, running into the room: Kyungsoo what’s wrong?!
Baekhyun: why are you only asking him!? we are both screaming!!
Suho: because Kyungsoo doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. you, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.
Incorrect Chanbaek
Suho: if Baekhyun jumped off a cliff, would you?
Chanyeol: *stares into the distance with a blank expression*
Suho: Chanyeol!
Chanyeol: well- er- i mean, it depends
Suho: DON’T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Chanyeol: well i wasn’t planning on it
Suho: but if Baekhyun did it, you would?
Chanyeol: *stares into the distance yet again*
Suho: CHANYEOL!
