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Ron, trying to sound smart to impress Hermione: At this rate, the rate at which rates are increasing will increase at unprecedented rates.
Gryffindor: A shark could swim faster than me, but I could definitely run faster than a shark.
Ravenclaw: Yeah! So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist between the both of you.
Slytherin: Ravenclaw told me to treat her like a princess. So, I married her off to a random stranger to strengthen the alliance with France.
Slytherin: Hey guys, can we normalize being amazing and beautiful and flawless? I’m getting kind of tired of being ashamed of it.
Molly Weasley, hoping for a normal day: Good morning, Fred. Good morning, George.
Fred and George: We’re gonna try to become left handed today.
Gryffindor: Ravenclaw will literally ask for your opinion and then tell you you’re wrong.
Draco: ugh, i feel so ugly today
Blaise: no man you look great
Draco: i know i just wanted to hear you say it
George: What are you thinking about?
Fred: Just how when twins aren’t identical I’m like, “Okay, then what was the point of all that?”