#clone trooper boil
*Waxer and Boil are crouched beside Cody’s bunk*
Waxer: Hey, Commander.
Cody: Yes?
Boil: Are you asleep?
Cody: No…
Waxer: Could you…
Cody: No, I’m asleep.
Boil: But you just said …
*Cody falls asleep within 0.005 seconds*
Boil: Goodnight then…
*Shinies are sitting in circle listening to stories about Cody*
Boil: And then… Cody span round on his left leg and kicked the droid in the face!
Shinies: WOAHHH
Obi-wan: *takes a seat in circle*
Boil: General *salutes*, we were just-
Obi-wan: It’s quite alright, I would also like to hear the stories.
Shinies: …
Boil: Well, there was this one time…
Palpatine: The time has come, Execute Order 66.
Cody: What if we didn’t?
Palpatine: …Excuse me? I said, Execute Order 66.
Cody (passive aggressive tone): What if I didn’t?
Palpatine: You will Execute Order 66, it is in your programming.
Cody (internally offended Palpatine was comparing him to a droid): Will I though?
Palpatine: YOU WILL EXECUTE ORDER 66.
Cody: Will I?
Palpatine: YES.
Cody: Really?
Palpatine: EXECUTE THE ORDER!!!!
Cody: Should I?
Palpatine: ARGH!!! *dies of a heart attack due to pure frustration with Cody’s infuriating unsureness to execute the Order, whilst cursing the Kaminoans*
Cody: Hello?
Boil: What was Order 66 again?
Cody: I have no idea. I was trying to delay his order so I could find out what it was.
Tummy nibbles <3 I didn’t really have any good refs for this, so some of the anatomy is questionable
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Obi-wan: Oh no….
Cody over the com: What happened?
Obi-wan: It appears that, I am stuck.
Cody:Where?
Obi-wan: Please don’t ask that.
Cody: Obi-wan where?
Obi-wan: You remember that small gap?
Cody:Yes.
Obi-wan: Apparently my buttocks are too thic to pass through.
Cody: So you want to tell me, that your ass is to big for the gap?
Obi-wan:yeah…
Cody:…
Obi-wan:Cody??
Waxer: Ah…. Sorry sir, but it seems that commander Cody has a breakdown.
Boil: Yeah and some others as well.
Cody: I don’t believe in love. Love is a lie, plus it makes you weaker.
Obi-wan: Thank you for the tea,dear Cody *kiss his cheek*
*Cody fifty shades of red*
Boil: What happened Superman?
Waxer: Found your kryptonite?
Cody: You want to clean the bathrooms?
A lovely Waxer and Boil commission for @cacodaemonia
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Boil, while the 212 is relaxing: Sir, if you don’t mind me asking, how are you so good at all this war stuff? I thought the Jedi were peacekeepers?
Obi Wan: Oh, I suppose no one ever told you about Melida/Daan, then. Well, when I was younger….
*Thirty traumatizing minutes later
Obi Wan: And that’s how I was part of a rebellion and sold into slavery at 13!
All the troopers, in horrified silence:
Wooley, raising his hand: Sir?
Obi Wan: Yes, Wooley?
Wooley, teary eyed: Permission to hug?
Obi Wan, concerned: Of course, are you alrigh-
Obi Wan, buried under several hundred troopers: Little help
Cody: Sorry sir, you’re staying here for forever.
Boil: And then a little longer
The 501st and 212th get up to
Shenanigans
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Bonus:
Anothercolor palette study. Full image (there’s a butt, though it’s not spicy) under the cut.
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