#conductor
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Just a reminder: Your bad days only hold as much weight as your good days. By the same token, your good days hold just as much weight as your bad days. Neither one defines you as more or less of a musician. The fact that you had a bad day does NOT make you a bad musician.
Anger
Bruintober part 44
Conductor sketchings
Conductor: I’ve noticed some people have been missing rehearsal. If you do, don’t send me an email saying ‘it’s okay I’ll make sure to practice.’ We all know it’s not the same as rehearsing with the ensemble…
Violist: Instead, just don’t practice
Conductor:no-
Conductor: Trumpets, let’s start at measu-
Trumpet player:No
*samsung ringtone goes off*
Conductor: That’s not on the program.
Conductor: That was great uhhh… *gestures towards cello section* whatever you are.
Conductor: Let’s start three measure from the end… wait no five measures… no six
Violinist: Do you wanna just start from the beginning?
Conductor, repeatedly hitting the record button on the camera remote: I’m very technologically advanced, as you can see.
Conductor: We’ve got a kind of new room. Still have these big windows that no one’s broken… yet.
Violinist: Really sounds like you want us to break them.
Conductor: You we’re rushing and leading everyone off the cliff with you.
Tuba player: Hey, at least i’m a leader!
Conductor: Right, now we all hate Jeff Bezos. However, I did order a little microphone and speaker so you all can hear me through my mask.
Conductor: I need more intensity. I expect you to be shooting lasers out of your eyes.
Tuba player: Sorry, that’s only on Thursdays.
Cellist:*sneezes*
Violist: Bless you.
Conductor: No blessing in music.
Conductor: *ranting about how people need to be writing in their music*
Percussionist: *quietly tuning the timpani*
Conductor: God? Is that you?
Conductor: *throws wallet on pile of stuff*
Cellists: *turn to look*
Conductor: Don’t steal that you filthy criminals.
Conductor: Alright, one more time. Preferably in tune.
Tuba player: I can play it half an octave lower if you want.
Conductor: I’m not conducting a Sousa march here, we have transitions.
Conductor, pointing to bassoonist: You, that was good.
Bassoonist: *Does a little dance*
Conductor: You can’t get sick until after the concert. Become plague ridden in two days.
Conductor: Mark that in your music.
Cellsit: *pulls out minecraft creeper pencil*