#connie bressler
Connie: I know you snuck out last night, Jake!
Jake: (quick, play dumb!)
Jake: Who’s Jake?
Jake: (not THAT dumb)
Connie: You are grounded for… Till college.
Jake: FOR TILL COLLEGE?
Connie: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
Jake: Mom, there’s a man in the living room. And he says he’s my dad
Connie: No, he’s a preacher
Jake: My dad’s a preacher?