Tricky: Jake, you could have died!

Jake: Don’t worry, I’m sure all the bleeding is internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be

Connie: I know you snuck out last night, Jake!

Jake: (quick, play dumb!)

Jake: Who’s Jake?

Jake: (not THAT dumb)

Tricky: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

Mrs. Fairchild: YOU SPILLED-

Mrs. Fairchild:wGHWAUJGHWUHGH

Mrs. Fairchild: LIPSTICK?! IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!

Connie: You are grounded for… Till college.

Jake: FOR TILL COLLEGE?

Connie: FOR TILL COLLEGE!

Fresh: You’re smiling, what happened?

Jake: Can’t I just smile because I want?

Tricky: King fell down the stairs

Jake: Rules are made to be broken!

Frank: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Jake: Uh, piñatas?

Tricky:Glowsticks

Fresh: Karate boards

Yutani: Spaghetti when you have a small bowl

Jake:Rules!

Playing Scrabble

King: I will put my A down to make “A”

Fresh: I will add onto your “A” to make “AT”

Jake: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

Yutani: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

Tricky:*Flips the board*

Yutani: I want to see my little boy!

Mully, holding Tagbot’s head in his arms: Here he comes!

Frank: You made a hoverboard with an Infinity turbine?

Yutani: What have you accomplished with Infinty technology so far

Frank:

Frank:Nothing

Yutani: I’m doing better than you then

“Here come the dossier results: you are a horrible person. That’s what it says. "A horrible person”. We weren’t even testing for that.“

Frank, about Jake

Suki: BEEP! Oh my god there’s a fire!

Mully: No, I’m just cooking-

Suki: Sorry, are you a smoke detector? That’s what I thought, shut up. BEEP!

Frank: Remember that one time I liked you?

Jake:…No?

Frank: Good, ‘cause it never happened!

Jake:Ok?

Frank: Ha- … *flips the bird at him* OOOH!-

Mrs. Fairchild, texting: Answer your phone

Tricky, texting: Gimme a minute. I can’t find my phone.

Mrs. Fairchild:Ok

Mrs. Fairchild: You are an awful child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your mother Beatrice

Tricky: There’s only one thing worse than a murderer

Fresh: *takes out paper* Boom

Frank: A child…

Tricky:NO

Mully: I can make you guys something to eat if you are hungry

Jake: No, we’re good. Thanks, dad

(Awkward silence)

Jake: … Why’s everyone staring at me

Tricky: You just called Mully dad. You said “thanks, dad”

Jake: What? No I didn’t! I said “thanks, man”!

Mully: Do you see me as a father figure, Jake?

Jake: Pffft, no! If anything I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me

Fresh: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Jake: I didn’t call him dad!

Mully: No, no, Jacob. I take it as a compliment.You wanna talk about it after a game of catch?

Jake: …(whispering) I’d like that

Robert Gideon: You better buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at Skate Heaven

Tricky: We’re going to Skate Heaven if I don’t do my work?

Robert Gideon:No-

Guard: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle

Jake: Shit

Fresh: Wait, three?

Guard: Yeah?

Tricky: OH MY GOD GUYS TANI FELL OFF

Mully: Hey, dude. What’s going on?

Jake: Teenage rebellion

Mully: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.

Jake: Mom, there’s a man in the living room. And he says he’s my dad

Connie: No, he’s a preacher

Jake: My dad’s a preacher?

Tricky: I’m sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand?

King: *handing out a balloon to Guard* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Guard: I don’t have one either

Fresh: I don’t know where your nail polish is!

Frizzy: You’re ugly when you lie, Fresh!

Fresh: I’m not lying!

Frizzy: Then why are you ugly?!

Jake: It’s not like I consider Mully my role model and possibly see him as a missing father figure in my life or anything

Tricky: Are you ok

Fresh: Would you settle in for father-in-law?

Yutani: *glances at Fresh*

Jake: *does anything*

Frank: wait that’s Illegal

Jake: We’re alive! See? One day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh

Tricky: I assure you,for the rest of my life, everytime I look back on this, I will personally go over your house and smack you

The Gardener: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one

Frank: The way this date is going I hope it’s mine

Jake: Fresh is on a cruise so while he’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

Yutani:Why?

Jake: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

Frank: *sigh* I am a miserable failure!

The Gardener: Yeah, you are

Frank: I failed my mission!

G: Yeah, you did

Frank: I could use some words of encouragement!

G: *grins* Yeah, you could

“I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Jake asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight”

Yutani

Fresh: King, you’re a genius!

King: Yeah, I get called that a lot

Fresh: What, a genius?

King: No, King.

Yutani: Here’s what I wonder about zombies: what happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? They can’t starve to death, they’re already dead!

Tricky: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on “How do vampires shave when they can’t see themselves in the mirror”

Fresh: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.

Jake: *on the hoverboard* I got this! I GOT THIS!

Frank:

Spike: Alright, listen up you alien little shits

Spike: Not you, Tani. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

King: Have a nice day!

Guard: Don’t tell me what to do

me:trying to lead a simple calm life

subway surfers: no babes❤️