#jake bressler
Tricky: Jake, you could have died!
Jake: Don’t worry, I’m sure all the bleeding is internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be
Connie: I know you snuck out last night, Jake!
Jake: (quick, play dumb!)
Jake: Who’s Jake?
Jake: (not THAT dumb)
Connie: You are grounded for… Till college.
Jake: FOR TILL COLLEGE?
Connie: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
Fresh: You’re smiling, what happened?
Jake: Can’t I just smile because I want?
Tricky: King fell down the stairs
Jake: Rules are made to be broken!
Frank: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jake: Uh, piñatas?
Tricky:Glowsticks
Fresh: Karate boards
Yutani: Spaghetti when you have a small bowl
Jake:Rules!
Playing Scrabble
King: I will put my A down to make “A”
Fresh: I will add onto your “A” to make “AT”
Jake: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Yutani: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Tricky:*Flips the board*
Frank: Remember that one time I liked you?
Jake:…No?
Frank: Good, ‘cause it never happened!
Jake:Ok?
Frank: Ha- … *flips the bird at him* OOOH!-
Jake: [sleep-over voice] are you awake
King: [sleep-over reply voice] yeah
Fresh: [regrettable sleepover voice] you guys SHH
Yutani: [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
Frizzy: [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
Tricky: [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
Frank: [serial killer voice] got room for one more
Mully: I can make you guys something to eat if you are hungry
Jake: No, we’re good. Thanks, dad
(Awkward silence)
Jake: … Why’s everyone staring at me
Tricky: You just called Mully dad. You said “thanks, dad”
Jake: What? No I didn’t! I said “thanks, man”!
Mully: Do you see me as a father figure, Jake?
Jake: Pffft, no! If anything I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me
Fresh: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Jake: I didn’t call him dad!
Mully: No, no, Jacob. I take it as a compliment.You wanna talk about it after a game of catch?
Jake: …(whispering) I’d like that
Guard: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
Jake: Shit
Fresh: Wait, three?
Guard: Yeah?
Tricky: OH MY GOD GUYS TANI FELL OFF
Mully: Hey, dude. What’s going on?
Jake: Teenage rebellion
Mully: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
Jake: Mom, there’s a man in the living room. And he says he’s my dad
Connie: No, he’s a preacher
Jake: My dad’s a preacher?
Jake: It’s not like I consider Mully my role model and possibly see him as a missing father figure in my life or anything
Tricky: Are you ok
Fresh: Would you settle in for father-in-law?
Yutani: *glances at Fresh*
Jake: *does anything*
Frank: wait that’s Illegal
Jake: We’re alive! See? One day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh
Tricky: I assure you,for the rest of my life, everytime I look back on this, I will personally go over your house and smack you
Jake: Fresh is on a cruise so while he’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
Yutani:Why?
Jake: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control
Jake: *on the hoverboard* I got this! I GOT THIS!
Frank:
