#sybo tv
Tricky: Jake, you could have died!
Jake: Don’t worry, I’m sure all the bleeding is internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be
Connie: I know you snuck out last night, Jake!
Jake: (quick, play dumb!)
Jake: Who’s Jake?
Jake: (not THAT dumb)
Tricky: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag
Mrs. Fairchild: YOU SPILLED-
Mrs. Fairchild:wGHWAUJGHWUHGH
Mrs. Fairchild: LIPSTICK?! IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!
Connie: You are grounded for… Till college.
Jake: FOR TILL COLLEGE?
Connie: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
Fresh: You’re smiling, what happened?
Jake: Can’t I just smile because I want?
Tricky: King fell down the stairs
Jake: Rules are made to be broken!
Frank: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jake: Uh, piñatas?
Tricky:Glowsticks
Fresh: Karate boards
Yutani: Spaghetti when you have a small bowl
Jake:Rules!
Guard: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
Jake: Shit
Fresh: Wait, three?
Guard: Yeah?
Tricky: OH MY GOD GUYS TANI FELL OFF
Mully: Hey, dude. What’s going on?
Jake: Teenage rebellion
Mully: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
Jake: Mom, there’s a man in the living room. And he says he’s my dad
Connie: No, he’s a preacher
Jake: My dad’s a preacher?
Tricky: I’m sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand?
King: *handing out a balloon to Guard* I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Guard: I don’t have one either
Fresh: I don’t know where your nail polish is!
Frizzy: You’re ugly when you lie, Fresh!
Fresh: I’m not lying!
Frizzy: Then why are you ugly?!
Jake: It’s not like I consider Mully my role model and possibly see him as a missing father figure in my life or anything
Tricky: Are you ok
Fresh: Would you settle in for father-in-law?
Yutani: *glances at Fresh*
Jake: *does anything*
Frank: wait that’s Illegal
Jake: We’re alive! See? One day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh
Tricky: I assure you,for the rest of my life, everytime I look back on this, I will personally go over your house and smack you
The Gardener: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one
Frank: The way this date is going I hope it’s mine
Jake: Fresh is on a cruise so while he’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
Yutani:Why?
Jake: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control
Frank: *sigh* I am a miserable failure!
The Gardener: Yeah, you are
Frank: I failed my mission!
G: Yeah, you did
Frank: I could use some words of encouragement!
G: *grins* Yeah, you could
“I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Jake asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight”
Yutani
Fresh: King, you’re a genius!
King: Yeah, I get called that a lot
Fresh: What, a genius?
King: No, King.
Yutani: Here’s what I wonder about zombies: what happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? They can’t starve to death, they’re already dead!
Tricky: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on “How do vampires shave when they can’t see themselves in the mirror”
Fresh: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.
Jake: *on the hoverboard* I got this! I GOT THIS!
Frank:
Spike: Alright, listen up you alien little shits
Spike: Not you, Tani. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here
King: Have a nice day!
Guard: Don’t tell me what to do
