#incorrect dimension 20 quotes

Kristen: Adaine, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep loss?

Adaine: I think-

Riz: 72 hours without sleep.

Adaine: How do you-

Riz: There’s a clown behind you.

Ruby:Hey Liam, do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Liam:Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s February 14th

Jet:Theobald?

Theo:Yes, Jet?

Jet: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Theo:

Theo:Where’s Ruby

Efink:Having prophetic dreams again but it’s not any of your business.

Kristen:Got called a lesbian in walmart earlier guys.

Adaine: What happened?

Kristen:I got called a lesbian in walmart.

Adaine: Yeah, but why?

Kristen:I was being a lesbian.

Adaine: In walmart?

Kristen: Yeah it was in walmart.

Liam: Okay, I’ve called this meeting because some of us don’t seem to get along.

Theo: Lapin and I are literally the only ones here.

Jet:Hey, what time is it?

Ruby:Dunno. Pass me the trombone and I’ll find out.

Ruby:[blasts the trombone]

Theobald:WHO IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 AM?!

Ruby: It’s 2 am

Kristen:What’s the word for horny, but like, not in a sexual way?

Kristen:Like, I’m horny for Christmas, but I don’t want to fuck a Christmas tree. You know?

Adaine:

Adaine:Do you mean “excited?”

Esther: Listen, I am going to need you to swear-

Pete:Fuck.

Esther:

Esther: Swear as in promise.

Liam:How do turtles communicate?

Lapin:Hmm, I’d assume with sight and feeling. I’m not sure turtles have other methods of direct communication, but-

Liam: With shellphones

Fig: Going to meetings, writing things down, you love that nerd stuff.

Adaine: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Fig: Just forget stuff, like a cool person

Gorgug: Is there a word that’s between ‘sad’ and ‘angry’?

Adaine: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate-

Kristen:Smad

Riz: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together so far.

Adaine:Riz, your name’s on this list.

Riz: I don’t remember where I was last Friday night. I have no alibi. I’ve been tailing myself for the past three days.

Adaine: Yeah I support Biz’s rights.

Adaine: Biz’s rights to shut the fuck up.

Gorgug: Okay, I will add on to your “A” to make “at.”

Kristen: Oh, good one! I will add on to your “at” to make “rat.”

Adaine: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic.” So that gives me–

Fig: [flips the board over]

Fig: Riz just asked me why I did something. Like I’m some sort of nerd who does things because they have reasons.

Ayda: What is your ideal type of cheese in a quesadilla?

Fig:Brie.