blackkatmagic:

the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

nitrosplicer:

notallmensheviks:

where’s the director’s cut

It’s come to my attention that this interview was from a parody interview appearing in the paris review! More on this here: https://mobile.twitter.com/avithenaftali/status/1398049472635183105

When someone thinks your arrogant because you didn’t look them in the eye…

I’m sorry, what?

Work, sleep and school.

I can manage 2 properly, not all 3.

So… all 3 half-assed it is, just for you mom

I mean, I’m nottrying to be a bitch but-

Okay, maybe I get a little mean without caffeine.

Call me anti-social but please don’t call me.

Be respectful to everyone even if you don’t respect everyone.

The bar is set in the crust of the earth and some people make digging their hobby…

You were too busy finding faults in me, while I was too busy overlooking yours…

Diplomacy is for people who are willing to accept less than they deserve.

If you have to change everything about yourself to be in that relationship,

You’re in the wrong relationship.

The only one who should have power over us is ourselves.

My hope for humanity is almost out and it’s not even breakfast.

May you be the reason someone smiles today, or drinks… whatever works!