Wonder Woman by Sofia Sivan

The DC Trinity: Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman by Mikel Janín.

WE HAVE A FULL TRINITY APPEARANCE FOLKS I REPEAT WE HAVE A FULL TRINITY

The formation of the Trinity - Battison edition! Aka, two extroverts adopt an introvert ✌

WAIT IF BRUCE IS BI AND DIANA IS ALREADY BI THEN THAT MEANS CLARK IS THE ONLY NON BI TRINITY MEMBER FKFJFM

I’m back on my bullshit,, help!!

DC Trinity by @aristdeyn

Diana: So, what’s your plans for Christmas?

Batman: I have to go to the store buy the boys their Christmas presents.

Superman: wow, they’re gonna received more presents? They’re so Lucky. I only received Santa’s presents.

Diana: what you’re talking about?

Superman: I’m just saying they’re lucky for getting presents from Santa and you Bruce. When I was younger I only received presents from Santa, it’s funny he wrapped the presents in special paper so I wouldn’t see what was inside, and he was so quiet like, I didn’t even hear him when he entered and leaved my house.

Batman to Diana: I’m gonna tell him.

Diana: Don’t you dare.

I hate shitting on people’s ships, but I really don’t see the appeal of superwonder. I won’t tag it bc I don’t ppl who like that ship to see me shitting on it

I feel like when people try to justify it, they say “superman and Wonder Woman should be with their equals” but like, why does equal mean someone who’s as strong as them? Why does it have to be another superhero?

I don’t think they have any real chemistry either. Superman doesn’t really have a mission statement. He’s just what would happen if the kindest person you know had superpowers. He just wants to help people in any way he can. At the end of the day, though, he’s Clark Kent. And Clark Kent is a normal person, with a mom and dad, a nine-to-five, and a tiny apartment in a big city. He’s kind of dorky, and awkward, and sincere, and he majored in English. He doesn’t fly around as Superman 24/7 because he doesn’t want to. He has a life outside of superheroing.

Diana is the opposite. Her goal is to bring world peace, and for everyone to enjoy the luxury she grew up with on Themyscira. She’s a fucking Amazon, the baddest bitch in an island of bad bitches. It’s not like Diana needs a secret identity anyway. What, are you gonna hurt her family? Good luck. Diana Prince and Wonder Woman are the same person, through and through. The cape never comes off, not really. Tbh, Truth and Justice should’ve been her thing, not Superman’s.

Plus, Diana should be poly. She’s from an island of immortal lesbianswomen, the dating pool is pretty small, and I don’t think they’d be possessive of each other. I think the Amazonian concept of love would be freeing, and they’d probably have multiple words for specific feelings- or maybe none, because there’s no need to put labels on that kind of thing. Clark would be strictly monogamous. Not judging, it’s just not for him.

Lastly, Diana and Clark falling in love with human beings symbolize their commitment to humanity. Diana loves Steve because Steve is the good he sees in man- and she finds that goodness in all of her lovers. Clark falls in love with Lois because he’s a normal person. Of course he would build his life with a non-superhero. Lois is who Superman comes home to, or really who Clark comes home to. She makes him feel safe, after a day spent saving others.

Christ, don’t even get me started on superwonder that starts out as an affair. You have me all the way fucked up if you think my good boy Clark Kent would ever cheat on Lois, or anyone. And tbh, Diana would probably rather die than break a woman’s heart. Even if Diana herself was poly/didn’t understand the concept of monogamy, she sure as fuck would understand boundaries. And if any non-meta is going to kill Superman, it’s a scorned Lois Lane. And she’d be right!!

Also I just hate the idea of female protagonist/male protagonist fall in love because…reasons.

I also hate WonderBats, but less so. I don’t see them as being opposed to each other in the same way Clark and Diana are, I just honestly think Bruce would go out of his way to sabotage the relationship bc he’s addicted to being fucking miserable.

SuperBats is based and the obviously superior trinity ship.