Jervis: I made dinner

Oswald: Ok And?

Jervis: You Uh…want some?

Oswald: I want to live, thanks

Jervis: Oh

Jonathan: Get out the fucking way I want some

Oswald: Brave soul

Jervis: I CAN COOK, YOU KNOW!

Jon: *Walks into kitchen* Hey Jervis

Jervis: *Standing On the counter* Oh hi Jon!

Jon: Wait a second…why are you doing that?

Jervis: …..I can’t reach the paprika

Jon: Ha, short-

Jervis: I’m going to murder Harley.

Eddie: Huh Why?

Jervis: THE BITCH STOLE MY GARLIC BREAD-

Chivalry comes in many forms

Eddie: I love you

Harvey: Who?

Eddie: You, both of you

Harvey: Hah, we love you too, that’s the only thing we can agree on

Jon: *Grump*

Jervis: Here’s a pretty rock I found outside :)

Jon: Ohmygod it’s a pretty rock he found outside-

Harley: So are you Ed’s sugar daddy or his boyfriend?

Harvey: Yes

Harley: But like….Which one?

Harvey: Yes

Harley: WHICH ONE ARE YOU-

Harvey: YES.

Pamela: So how does it work?

Eddie: Well, Harvey’s my boyfriend and for some reason he gives me whatever I want

My Jon And Jervis minecraft skins

I got bored

Arkham Minecraft Adventures

Eddie: Organisation and building master

Jervis: Animals And flowers galore

Harvey: Resource Collector And Eddie’s compliment giver

Jon: Murders Everything, Nothing is spared (Aside from Jervis’s many Pets)

Harvey: Is Santa Claus real?

Jervis: Yes, I’ve seen him and heard him

Harvey: Easter bunny?

Jervis: Obviously

Harvey: Tooth fairy?

Jervis: You bet

Harvey: ….Unicorns?

Jervis: Yes! 

Oswald: Who’s gonna tell him?

Jonathan: Absolutely NO-ONE. If I find out anyone told him I’ll kidnap you and force-feed you fear toxin, you hear me?

Oswald:….Yes Of course…Dr.Crane

Animal Crossing in Arkham

Jon: Oh Jervis sent me a gift…again

Jervis: Do you like it?

Jon: Jervis, my tiny maniac, this is the 27TH SCARECROW.

Jervis: You don’t like them?

Jon: I love them Jerv, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THEM?

Jervis: Magic :)

Jon: STOP SENDING ME SCARECROWS IM DROWNING IN THEM

Eddie: *Silently terraforming*

Harvey: You’re the scarecrow though! ITS FUNNY.

Mixing chemicals

Joker: Ugh Eddie brought his ugly ass toy with him

Harvey: *Cocks gun*

Jervis: Yeah And you brought your ugly ass attitude yet here we are

Joker: ….Fuck you

Eddie: :)

Harvey: Ed asked me if we’d could get a cat

Jon: What’s did you say?

Harvey: No, but he kept asking 

Jon: So What did you do?

Harvey: We came to an agreement, and got two cats

Jon: …..Harvey What the fuck-

Dr.Crane’s experiment