Jervis: I’m going to murder Harley.

Eddie: Huh Why?

Jervis: THE BITCH STOLE MY GARLIC BREAD-

Chivalry comes in many forms

Eddie: I love you

Harvey: Who?

Eddie: You, both of you

Harvey: Hah, we love you too, that’s the only thing we can agree on

Jon: *Grump*

Jervis: Here’s a pretty rock I found outside :)

Jon: Ohmygod it’s a pretty rock he found outside-