say those 6 words and I’m urs

Babysitting

Baby: *Spits out food*

Edward: Hey don’t you spit that out you swallow that!

Harvey: …..Mhm

Edward: You Shut up-

Chivalry comes in many forms

Eddie: I love you

Harvey: Who?

Eddie: You, both of you

Harvey: Hah, we love you too, that’s the only thing we can agree on

Jon: *Grump*

Jervis: Here’s a pretty rock I found outside :)

Jon: Ohmygod it’s a pretty rock he found outside-

Harley: So are you Ed’s sugar daddy or his boyfriend?

Harvey: Yes

Harley: But like….Which one?

Harvey: Yes

Harley: WHICH ONE ARE YOU-

Harvey: YES.

Pamela: So how does it work?

Eddie: Well, Harvey’s my boyfriend and for some reason he gives me whatever I want

Arkham Minecraft Adventures

Eddie: Organisation and building master

Jervis: Animals And flowers galore

Harvey: Resource Collector And Eddie’s compliment giver

Jon: Murders Everything, Nothing is spared (Aside from Jervis’s many Pets)

Harvey: Ed asked me if we’d could get a cat

Jon: What’s did you say?

Harvey: No, but he kept asking 

Jon: So What did you do?

Harvey: We came to an agreement, and got two cats

Jon: …..Harvey What the fuck-

a man and his legion of robot children vs a half-baked former district attorney