#demon slayer incorrect quotes
Literally anyone who’s spent more than 2 minutes with Nezuko: I’ve only known Nezuko for 10 and a half minutes; but if anything happened to her I’d kill everybody in this room and then myself
Demon: I’ve come to devour you
Zenitsu: Hold on let me ask Tanjirou
Demon: That’s not how this works-
Zenitsu: He said no
(Kny season 2 episode 10 spoilers)
Tanjiro: oh no everyone’s dead
~Five mins later~
Uzui: haha bitch you thought
Inosuke: wtf dude stop undestimating me and my ability to not die
Zenitsu: ok look I’m not going to let someone claim to be prettier than nezuko and live so I can’t die just yet I gotta kill the wormy demon first
Rengoku, proud asf: If you spell skeletons backwards, it’s still skeletons!!
Shinobu, deadpan: Yes, I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Tanjiro: I was showering and I was about to fall
Zenitsu: ..oh God
Tanjiro: So, I tried to grab the water-
Zenitsu: I mean, at least it worked..?
Tanjiro:
Tanjiro: Zenitsu, that’s not how water breathing works.
Giyuu: Hey, congrats on becoming a pillar, here’s 2 gift certificates-
Zenitsu and Inosuke flying by and grabbing one: haha sucker
Giyuu:
Giyuu: here’s 1 gift certificate
Tanjiro:..thanks
Shinobu: Oh my god, but Giyuu is like, so weird??
Giyuu, falling down from above the trees:
Tanjiro, flying from below her house:
Both: heard u were talking shit
Shinobu: OK what the fuck.
Shinobu: I’m as graceful as a butterfly~
Giyuu: you fell down the stairs last week
Shinobu:I’m as graceful as a butterfly-
Sanemi: I swing both ways
Sanemi:violently
Sanemi: with a sword.
Tanjiro: What is your biggest weakness?
Giyuu: I can be uncooperative.
Tanjiro: Okay, can you give me an example?
Giyuu: No.
Shinobu: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Obanai: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Genya: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Sanemi: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Tanjiro: What is wrong with you people?
