#kimetsu no yaiba incorrect quotes

Genya: When I get murdered, make it an unsolved case.

Tanjiro: Wait, why?

Genya: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved…

Zenitsu:

Zenitsu: Oh, so we’re ignoring how he said WHEN?

Rengoku, proud asf: If you spell skeletons backwards, it’s still skeletons!!

Shinobu, deadpan: Yes, I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

Genya: Is Sanemi here?

Giyuu, as Sanemi jumps out the window: y'know, he just left.

Giyuu: Hey, congrats on becoming a pillar, here’s 2 gift certificates-

Zenitsu and Inosuke flying by and grabbing one: haha sucker

Giyuu:

Giyuu: here’s 1 gift certificate

Tanjiro:..thanks

Shinobu: Oh my god, but Giyuu is like, so weird??

Giyuu, falling down from above the trees:

Tanjiro, flying from below her house:

Both: heard u were talking shit

Shinobu: OK what the fuck.

Shinobu: I’m as graceful as a butterfly~

Giyuu: you fell down the stairs last week

Shinobu:I’m as graceful as a butterfly-

Tanjiro: What is your biggest weakness?

Giyuu: I can be uncooperative.

Tanjiro: Okay, can you give me an example?

Giyuu: No.

Shinobu: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Obanai: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Genya: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Sanemi: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Tanjiro: What is wrong with you people?