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Practical Defence Against Piracy, Chapter One, Pages 21-26, in which mom has “good” “news.”

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I’ll be watching you. (Every move you make, every smile you fake) Steve and Bucky on television! Below are my Top 5 Favorite stories: 

“A Game Show Love Connection” (M, 43k) by emphasisonem

The last thing Jeopardy producer Bucky Barnes needs is some asshole who passed the online test pretending to be Captain America and wasting his time. The last thing he expects is for the guy on the phone to turn out to be that Steve Rogers. There’s a popular expression that insists that stranger things have indeed happened, but Bucky’s pretty sure that this is the weirdest day of his life.

In which Steve Rogers starts watching Jeopardy as a fun way to learn about the things he’s missed, gets selected through the online test, auditions for the show and surprises the hell out of everyone. Especially one James Buchanan Barnes.

+ Shrunkyclunks. Exactly as the summary says. Captain America competes on Jeopardy and gets a man

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“Made for Greatness” (T, 19k) by detour

Trying out for America’s Got Talent wasn’t Steve’s idea, but he’s making the best of it.

“Thor, ok, and who is this, Zeus?” Simon says, gesturing lazily at Steve. 

“Uh, no, I’m Steve,” Steve says.

“Thor and Steve, ok,” Howie says, laughing from behind the judges’ desk. “Let’s see what you can do.”

+ Modern AU. America’s Got Talent contestant Steve falls in love with American Ninja Warrior Bucky 

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“The Winter Smizer” (T, 16k) by heyjupiter

Bucky only auditioned for the Armed Forces cycle of America’s Next Top Model because he lost a bet with Natasha; he never dreamed that he’d actually get cast on the show. But when he discovers his childhood best friend Steve working behind the scenes, Bucky hopes he can go home with an even bigger prize than a modeling contract.

+ Modern AU. America’s Next Top Model contestant Bucky and producer Steve. Body positivity, disability accommodations, and staying true to your beliefs.

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“How to Survive a Reality TV Dating Show…Without Really Trying” (E, 185k) by katietonks

Serious, cynical, workaholic Bucky Barnes only has one goal for his participation in a summer-long, reality TV dating competition: to leave as soon as possible. He has no interest in playing along, following the unspoken rules or forming relationships with the other contestants, and he definitely has no interest in falling in love.

(But perhaps his steadfast notions will be challenged by one particular handsome, blonde contestant, unlike any of the others.)

AKA: The Love Island!AU you never knew you needed.

+ Modern AU. Bucky finds true love and authentic friendships on a reality dating competition. This 60 chapter fic updated once a day all summer during the pandemic and I cannot thank Katie enough.

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“On your marks, get set, sew!” (E, 54k) by rainbow_nerds

Steve found the Sewing Bee by chance when looking for something to play in the background while he worked, and he was immediately enamored by the show. Everything from the judges, to the stupidly attractive host, not to mention the skill of the contestants and their obvious camaraderie appealed to him. So he applied, and managed to make it on the show.

He just hoped that the presence of the previously mentioned stupidly attractive host wouldn’t manage to distract him from his bid to win.

+ Modern AU. Steve participates in a sewing contest. Mutual crushes, technical challenges, and art!

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*More Reality TV in the Food Competitionlist