#dice shaming
So our party was getting attacked by dire wolves. My character was not only on the ground, but he had one dire wolf latched onto his leg while the other latched onto his ponytail and was about to scalp him. Coming to my rescue was the party druid who decided to shoot at the wolves. Needless to say he rolled a one, miss fired, and shot my character. Way to add injury to injury.
Does…… Does this count as dice shaming. Or dice praising?
I gave my master two nat 20′s in a row…on golems
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I only roll high to impregnate a fetchling by a kitsune. I made a baby! :D
#d&d #dungeonsanddragons #pathfinder #dice #shaming
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I don’t always shoot my party members; but when i do i roll almost max damage.
Do you smell burning hair?
#dice #shaming
d20: I shot my wookie guard in the ass
3d6: For So Much Damage!
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Sometimes they deserve to be publicly discredited.
“Hey Buddy, what if we pretended we were d4 today?”
(3-fumble-fumble-4-3-fumble…)
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Our owners wanted to register for some fighting, and we failed trying to intimidate the register to let them in!
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Recap of the last encounter:
Monk tried to kill the party by rolling three ones in a row
I threw my war hammer into a tree which then fell out and landed on the other monk’s head, almost killing him
Most of us got down to less than 10 hit points
This was against three bandits, and that’s it
We made our firefighter PC hit and kill a pedestrian in front of his two children while racing to an emergency. Then we crashed the ambulance. (The GM made sure there was splattered gore from the dead pedestrian all over the front of the vehicle, for extra pathos and trauma for the PC.)
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“Whenever our mistress gets a critical chance, we like to roll sevens instead of eights and watch her cuss and writhe in frustration.”
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My owner decided to throw a plasma grenade at a large group of enemies. I ensures that he instead dropped it, knocking him unconscious.
In the aftermath, my owner decided to throw one of his grenades to try and save the party. I also crit-failed and resulted in a second drop in as many rounds. A TPK quickly followed.
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My elf has failed every perception check in the game.
What did my elven eyes see? FUCKIN’ NOTHING!
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So the story behind this is that D20 in Frank’s tank there is being disciplined. Me and my friends right now are playing an evil campaign where we’re all vampires. We all were teleported into an ancient temple with a large pool of blood at the center. The DM all made us take will saves…this little fucker decided to roll me a fucking one. My character was so overcome with blood lust that he broke through a barrier and dove into the pool of blood and started to gorge himself. The blood was demonic blood and caused him to change form 3 times and summon the ancient god, Dayhawke (who is our opponent), who is also in control of my character and forced the demon Balthizar and Dayhawke to have a dispute over control of me. Now I have an alternate form that I have no control over, two marks on my shoulders as signs of my ownership by both the deity and the demon, random powers, my party doesn’t trust me, and all I wanted was to play Jack the Ripper in alleyways to unfortunate victims.
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Roles a 4 on a savings throw to keep from being charmed. Roles a 20 to attack a teammate, followed by two ghetto crits from D8s
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Not long into a game of Call of Cthulu, our group (three people, including the GM) has to use a library for research. My character, a P.I., is the only one geared towards investigative research of any kind, so I’m really holding the ball on this one. No big - my stats for this kind of thing are great, the only way to fail is to…
Roll a one. Which is exactly what I did.
I wound up falling asleep in the stacks in a drunken stupor (I was playing an alcoholic), glared at by passing librarians who were apparently accustomed to this behavior, while the engineering college student and the small-time crook tried to puzzle out the Dewey Decimal System.
(It was pretty hilarious, and I spun it in a way that made sense for my character, but man. Talk about your epic fails.)
Forgot to send this one when it happened. The group I was running had just settled down for the night out near the woods, where one sat down to get drunk and another went to find firewood. Well, a bugbear attacked the guy looking for firewood, so the drunk rogue decides to get up and run, drawing his daggers in the process, while completely smashed. Fails a balance to get up, then a balance to run, then a concentration to draw the daggers while running, drops the daggers, then trips, gets up, goes to pick up the daggers, falls over again, and stabs himself with the daggers. By the time he reached the fight, the bugbear was dead. Then our cleric of the group decided to use his craft skill, which was brewery, with the blood of the bugbear, and got a nat 20, making the most amazing alcohol anyone had ever tasted out of blood.
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