Summary:Crushed between the expectations of society and your family, you catch the attention of an unwanted caller and life you never desired. (Regency AU)

Status:Finished

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So I know I have been arguing this for a while but…

Dom!Hozier Evidence:

1. It Will Come Back (Obsessive man unable to control the romantic and lustful pulls he has. Compares himself to a dog)
2. Moment’s Silence (Song about blowjobs, which could arguably be a Dominant sexual act)
3. Jackie and Wilson (Man wanting some soothing from his girl, could be showing some claiming behavior)

Sub!Hozier Evidence:

1. NFWMB (Finds great enjoyment and emotion in being with powerful and intimidating women)
2. Dinners & Diatribes (Some sort of insertion is occurring, whether pegging or getting ridden idk, but either action is arguably submissive)
3. Work Song (Very coddling and cuddly, sounds like he wants to be taken care of)

So let me bring it up again: Andrew Hozier Byrnes is the bog king of switches and it should be appreciated his versatility while still drinking the good respect women juice

“Veegtables”

New Song by Hozier; Lyrics released to aid healthcare workers

Lyrics were recently released in this article:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/extra.ie/2021/03/21/featured/the-pulse-hozier-publishes-unseen-lyrics-of-new-song-in-aid-of-healthcare-workers/amp

Hozier publishes unseen lyrics of new song in aid of healthcare workers

AKSKSKKSKS BURNING MASERATIS ; A ;

This is open to Residents of Ireland ONLY! (I’m so sad) :(

But hopefully, if you are living in Ireland, you can win a coffee date with Hozier!!! Text COFFEE to 50300. The text will cost 4€ and €3.60 will be donated.

You also have to have an Instagram account to enter and tag Bewley’s in a photo of your receipt.

5 winners will be chosen to have a virtual coffee date with Hoz! Deadline is midnight September 24th 2020.

Terms and Conditions:

https://hospicecoffeemorning.ie/win-a-virtual-coffee-date-with-hozier/

Win a Virtual Coffee Date with Hozier! – Hospice Coffee Morning

This man do be lovin’ his bananas

Some outtakes from RTE Comic Relief!! The video is too long to share on tumblr but the whole video is available on his Instagram!

Beautiful take on Wasteland, Baby!

Hozier Performs ‘Wasteland, Baby!’

Unreleased Hoz Song:

I Could Be Yours

A li’l, never released song from Hozier’s youth. I’ve really been scouring the internet for hidden content to brighten your day, enjoy! ☀️

Here is the original video:

Just in case anyone wants to know how Hozier is doing in Lockdown, here’s a video that was posted a few hours ago:

He looks so cute in a tshirt, and his hair looks nice n’ soff but it’s probably actually a tangled hot mess

asmakexplained:

hozierslikes:

Is this the part where I mention the super secret Hozier song I didn’t know about until a few days ago and started crying to it while listening to it in my bed

absolutely

Ok so listen. This isn’t really a “secret” Hozier song for some people, and actually, it’s a cover of Otis Rush and His Band’s (1949-1952?) song “My Love Will Never Die”.

I was looking at Hozier’s discography the other day and found that this song was released on the vinyl version of the “In The Woods Somewhere EP”.

The vinyl version of some of his EPs from the beginning of his career are super rare, and this cover isn’t available for digital streaming (at least not in the US/not anymore.)

So here it is! I know a lot of fans are already craving new music from Hozier, but luckily we’ve been blessed with a lot of [unknown] covers he’s done which can almost feel like new music to us! This one is good for a gloomy day or rainy train/bus ride:

https://youtu.be/z49EeSplGxc

THE RESPONSE— BANGERZ n’ SMASH

Would you believe it took me a million years to understand this tik tok meme/trend @/hozierbabes on Instagram

Today on Hozier’s Likes:

Ok but the stone walled house covered in ivy and French doors that “Jesus” busted out of give me strong cottage core vibes

Today on Hozier Tweets:

teignebleu:

Hozier album themes

Hozier in his first album: emo but like… gardens and meadows, being so in love it hurts, whatever arsonists lullaby is, My Girlfriend Can Kill Me And I Think That’s Hot, don’t mess with the fae folk, not so subtle religious references, drugs, “innocence died screaming, honey, ask me I should know”

Hozier in Wasteland, Baby!: god is dead and the world sucks but good people still exist so let’s all sing into the void, fire and abandoned places, sunlight on gravestones, surprise Falsetto! Kinky™, getting drunk at 11 am, Greek myth but make it goth, falling in love with your best friend, not so subtle religious references, “imagine being loved by me”