i got my english club to watch hozier’s from eden music video. got one of them to become a new fan so ah!!
i’m happy they liked it though. and i’m glad someone else picked up on the bonnie & clyde archetype b/t hozier & katie mcgrath b/c i thought i was reaching there. also one of them said that they found it cool how Hozier subverted the visual story with the tone of the song. specifically the blue color tone versus the bridge. just excited i finally got to talk to some peeps about it!
I wouldn’t know where to start…ahhh this was such a lovely night. For all the chaos that came before totally worth it. Here’s to the 30 something couple who the man accidentally spilled pernod on me and college sisters who had to deal with my loud teenage ass. Tonight was lovely. Here’s to the rest of the tour. Good luck Andy and Co, ya’ll are amazing! Here’s to my first concert without the ‘rents
WHAT THE FUCK DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!!! YA’LL THOUGHT OUR BOY ANDY WAS SOME TALL GLASS OF SUGARY SUBNESS BUT HERE IS MY EVIDENCE, THIS IS ALL THE EVIDENCE I FUCKING NEED!!! Our dude made his poor horny lover trapped in this disturbing elaborate dinner of raw meat and all she can do is sit and stare and do nothing while he uses his special telekinetic powers to keep her where she is and SUFFER. But I mean he seemed to find great joy in her burning him up and roasting a marshmallow over his dead body, so, as I have said before…
Andrew Hozier Byrne is a switch through and through
Okay okay I think I’m alright now. That just made me feel really good and the video was weird as hell but wonderful. Gonna go watch it again, bye ya’ll.
Sorry about the hyperagression…got ahead of myself hahaha
Many have said that Wasteland,Baby dances between optimism and nihilism. But I initially thought and what may be something to think about.
What if the Nihilism is
Hedonism…
Since most of the songs that have a more nihilistic vibe tend to focus on pursuits and escapades to very physical pleasures and vices (ala drinking and sex) maybe it’s more dancing the line between Optimism and Hedonism. Just my opinion
Imagine one day out of nowhere, Hozier reveals something like, “Oh yeah I’ve actually been madly in love with this woman for like 5 years and we’re gonna get married, she just wanted to stay private. But we’re ready to tell you now :).” And she is just this gorgeous ethereally beautiful (I picture like living in the U.K but like was not born there or of British/Irish/Scottish descent) pansexual woman with long flowing hair and is either only a few inches shorter than him or like bite size, and just exudes fierceness and confidence and power but does it with ease and grace. She also to be cheeky has like a leather glove or jacket on or playing with some small rope to show she’s a dom or switch badass. And while we would be sad he was off the market, we also wouldn’t be because he deserves such an incredible woman. This is who he writes songs about. She is also like in the reveal picture either resting on his shoulder or they’re laying next to each other somewhere, who is cuddling who idk. She wears minimal makeup but has on like really bold colors. Sorry I went off on a tangent, but honestly Andy deserves an amazing woman
Like, I love having celebrity crushes, and I love being able to adore and support someone and see them achieve great things. But also, like I wanna be held and personally know them and have some sort of relationship with them. Like it gives me such a chaotic, restless, and just weird feeling. I’m sorry just in my emotions rn but can anyone relate? Idk was just going through the Hozier tag and he’s just such a beautiful person I can’t handle it
K but why does Hozier look like he eats mad pussy when i KNOW that motherfucker was resting in a swamp like YESTERDAY
Like you know how Dionysus has his women who worship him and when they try to contact him or become possessed by him they become erratic and kill animals and dance around, and offer up animal sacrifice? When you try to contact or become possessed by Hozier, you must travel to his swamp and have his soul enter you from his mouth through your genitals via oral sex. Only then can you obtain his godly knowledge and energy
So I know I have been arguing this for a while but…
Dom!Hozier Evidence:
It Will Come Back (Obsessive man unable to control the romantic and lustful pulls he has. Compares himself to a dog)
Moment’s Silence (Song about blowjobs, which could arguably be a Dominant sexual act)
Jackie and Wilson (Man wanting some soothing from his girl, could be showing some claiming behavior)
Sub!Hozier Evidence:
NFWMB (Finds great enjoyment and emotion in being with powerful and intimidating women)
Dinners & Diatribes (Some sort of insertion is occurring, whether pegging or getting ridden idk, but either action is arguably submissive)
Work Song (Very coddling and cuddly, sounds like he wants to be taken care of)
So let me bring it up again: Andrew Hozier Byrnes is the bog king of switches and it should be appreciated his versatility while still drinking the good respect women juice
A compilation of light-hearted, (semi) recent tweets that Hozier liked
Inspired by @hozierslikes
Reblogging because I’ve been terribly behind on posting on this account, thank you very much OP, and so very kind of you to include my username as your insp. Much love x
This is open to Residents of Ireland ONLY! (I’m so sad) :(
But hopefully, if you are living in Ireland, you can win a coffee date with Hozier!!! Text COFFEE to 50300. The text will cost 4€ and €3.60 will be donated.
You also have to have an Instagram account to enter and tag Bewley’s in a photo of your receipt.
5 winners will be chosen to have a virtual coffee date with Hoz! Deadline is midnight September 24th 2020.
