#dizzy izzy
I see a dark ship & I JUMP!
Also Con shared this to his story over on insta & now I can die happy lol
I am not immune to gay pirates
Today I have decided that Edward took Izzy’s virginity in a very casual, one-off, “Yo, bro, let’s have sex” way, and poor Izzy’s been pining ever since.
No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
my most important izzy hands and Edward teach take
good dogs don’t bite
izzyposting
imagine if Ed grabbed the scissors and decided to cut his hair (instead of Izzy’s poor toe) as girls often do after break ups
If someone just kissed Izzy ONCE when he does that creep move where he angrily pulls someone close and stares at their lips, I think a demon would fly out of his mouth and the curse would finally be broken.
someone may have done this already
Eat up.
Seems like you’re all Izzys bitches. I get it. Con is a pretty man.
I think maybe Izzy needs Stede to softly dom him I think that would help. Like a full reset, turning a computer off and on again.