#doug eiffel
Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it
Eiffel: Why did I say that
Minkowski:Whydid you say that?
eiffel was not the impostor
2 impostors remain
Minkowski: are you fucking stupid?
Eiffel: broadly, yes, but what prompts you to ask?
Minkowski: Can you help me with-
Eiffel: Well, I would…
Eiffel: But this chair…
Minkowski:
Eiffel: It’s real comf–
Minkowski: Just say no.
Eiffel:No.
Eiffel: Wait, damnit–
You’re all cowards
Cutter pointing at scribbles: What’s that? Looks like gobbledygook.
Eiffel: That’s my name. Minkowski calls my handwriting tragic.
Eiffel: This morning I started crying because I was so proud of my microwave
Eiffel: You owe me an apology. And three hundred dollars.
Hilbert: Why three hundred dollars?
Eiffel: Emotional damage.
Hilbert talking into his recorder: Eiffel never ceases to amaze me. This is hour… ten that he’s been doing this American ‘cha cha real smooth’ dance. I do not know how much longer his body can take. This is too smooth.
[ID: Two drawings of Renée Minkowski, a muscular white woman with freckles and curly brown hair, and Doug Eiffel, a fat man with light brown skin, a beard, and dark hair, from the waist up against a turquoise background. In the first drawing Eiffel is braiding her long hair while whistling to himself as Minkowski yawns, both of them looking tired yet relaxed. In the second drawing Minkowski has short hair, curls more pronounced, as she’s shaving his with a razor while humming a song, and Eiffel is holding a mirror on one hand and shaving his facial hair with the other. //End ID]
helping a buddy friend pal with their hair :) <3 (season 2 - post canon)
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[ID: A drawing of Marcus Cutter and Doug Eiffel, colored in red and blue respectively, against a minimalist yellow background, smoking. Cutter is laying against a glass wall, chin up as he looks down to an Eiffel sitting down on the edges of a plant bed with some leaves poking behind him, the shadow behind Cutter featuring a couple of small horns. Both of them are blowing some smoke, mixing with the smoke raising from their cigarettes and creating a cloud above them. Cutter is smiling, while Eiffel looks tired yet unimpressed, and two of their feet are touching in the small space between them. //End ID]
post paggliacci-pre space cutffel i did at some point and then forgot about a smoke break in the communications offices or something
[ID: A drawing of Renée Minkowski and Doug Eiffel floating next to each other, dressed and mock-acting like the other. Minkowski is a tall white woman with long curly dark hair, freckles and a couple of moles, wearing a star wars tshirt, jeans, and loose fitting sandals, shrugging nonchalant. Eiffel is a short fat man with light brown skin, moles, beard and longish black hair tied to a high ponytail, wearing a white tank top, a high waisted cargo pants and combat boots, and he’s seen with a hand on his hip and the other pointing up, like he’s lecturing. Besides them there are the dialogues “bla bla movies” and “bla bla cigarettes” in blue and “bla bla rules” and “bla bla Pryce & Carter” in olive green, respectively. //End ID]
the other day i had a dream where someone requested me to draw minkowski in eiffel’s outfit and got so disappointed when i woke up before even starting to draw it that i did BOTH of them w/ each other’s clothes :)
@ mystery dream requester, this is for you ♥
Love how all the characters I relate to the most are traumatized podcast men
