#incorrect wolf 359 quotes
Eiffel: if the wax feels like starburst it must taste like starburst
Minkowski:
Minkowski: get me off this ship for the love of god
Kepler: I’m straight!
Jacobi: you weren’t yesterday.
Eiffel: This is bad for the baby!
Cutter: What baby- where is there a baby?
Eiffel, putting his hand to his chest: Me. I’m the baby.
Maxwell: aww, legend-dairy!
Kepler:beverage?
Jacobi: coke milk.
Eiffel: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Hilbert: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hera: I’ve recorded the dumb stuff.
Jacobi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Minkowski: I’VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
Kepler: And this is my ex-boyfriend, Daniel.
Jacobi: Will you stop calling me that?
Maxwell:What-
Jacobi: I’m his husband. Unfortunately.
Maxwell: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kepler:Why?
Maxwell: To get to the idiot’s house.
Kepler:What-
Maxwell: Knock knock.
Kepler: Who’s there?
Maxwell: The chicken.
Kepler:
Kepler: Listen here you punk ass bitch.
Eiffel: Can’t you see that this man is dead?
Hera: I’m blind, you dumb shit.
Minkowski: Remember that one time you fucked up?
Eiffel, sweating: That one time? Which time? I fuck up a lot-
Maxwell: I’m sorry to say this, but you have a capacity to feel and are human.
Jacobi: take that back right the fuck now
Minkowski: Can you help me with-
Eiffel: Well, I would…
Eiffel: But this chair…
Minkowski:
Eiffel: It’s real comf–
Minkowski: Just say no.
Eiffel:No.
Eiffel: Wait, damnit–