#slimetxt
Eiffel, drinking anti-freeze: it’s just so shitty u know I miss her so much Anne just wanted a good dad and I cant even be that for her and u know
Jacobi: okay but could you please untie me it’s been 3 days
Kepler: I’m straight!
Jacobi: you weren’t yesterday.
Kepler: long story short, I shoved an entire fucking bag of jellybeans up my ass.
who is this (wrong answers only)
Maxwell: aww, legend-dairy!
Kepler:beverage?
Jacobi: coke milk.
Eiffel: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Hilbert: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hera: I’ve recorded the dumb stuff.
Jacobi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Minkowski: I’VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
alexa’s at work so send w359 requests and i’ll draw them shittily
eiffel minkowski
les mis and little shop of horrors (probably)
this is in reference to eiffel calling the plant monster “audrey two” to be completely clear
the Gang (si 5 & the crew of the Hephaestus) try to plan a surprise party for Minkowski but they add her into the group chat and they only realize when she leaves
Kepler: And this is my ex-boyfriend, Daniel.
Jacobi: Will you stop calling me that?
Maxwell:What-
Jacobi: I’m his husband. Unfortunately.
Maxwell: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kepler:Why?
Maxwell: To get to the idiot’s house.
Kepler:What-
Maxwell: Knock knock.
Kepler: Who’s there?
Maxwell: The chicken.
Kepler:
Kepler: Listen here you punk ass bitch.
eiffel minkowski
les mis and little shop of horrors (probably)
Eiffel: Can’t you see that this man is dead?
Hera: I’m blind, you dumb shit.
Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it
Eiffel: Why did I say that
Minkowski:Whydid you say that?
I love and adore that this post is the one you quote in your grand re-entry lmfao
it was either that or some vague allusion to the warm milk post
Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it
Eiffel: Why did I say that
Minkowski:Whydid you say that?
Jacobi:Don’t put words in my mouth.
Kepler: I’m not putting anything in your mouth.
eiffel was not the impostor
2 impostors remain
Minkowski: are you fucking stupid?
Eiffel: broadly, yes, but what prompts you to ask?
